Well, would you?
Would you survive a bear attack?
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Would you survive a bear attack?
21Yes38.10%8No61.90%13We all trust our own unorthodoxies.Tags: None
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Assuming I was hiking with someone I can outrun, yes."There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
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Black bear, brown bear, polar bear, panda bear, teddy bear, or grizzly bear?Originally posted by Sleeping in EQ View PostWell, would you?"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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This was the professor for my animal behavior class. Attacked in Alaska by a brown bear when he surprised her and her cub on the trail rounding a corner. Lucky to get away with half his face left.

I’m not sure anyone can answer the question. Sure you can play the percentages depending on which species you’re faced off with, but nature is a crazy, unpredictable thing.
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Yikes. That is scary.Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View PostThis was the professor for my animal behavior class. Attacked in Alaska by a brown bear when he surprised her and her cub on the trail rounding a corner. Lucky to get away with half his face left.

I’m not sure anyone can answer the question. Sure you can play the percentages depending on which species you’re faced off with, but nature is a crazy, unpredictable thing.
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Not in 1977.Originally posted by old_gregg View Posti agree, couldn’t he find a better plastic surgeon?
When looking up the story, I was mistaken about Alaska, where he was doing his research when I knew him, but the attack was in Yellowstone. Pretty grizzly details here.
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I doubt it - but I do believe in miracles - it would take one
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Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View PostNot in 1977.
When looking up the story, I was mistaken about Alaska, where he was doing his research when I knew him, but the attack was in Yellowstone. Pretty grizzly details here.
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That is a wild story. He is lucky to be alive.Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
It was 40 years ago. If we can't joke about it now, then the terrorists have won.Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
Too soon."...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
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Originally posted by Northwestcoug View PostIt was 40 years ago. If we can't joke about it now, then the terrorists have won.
Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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I backpack in bear country. Most people survive bear encounters/attacks but my wife still thinks that will be my demise.“Not the victory but the action. Not the goal but the game. In the deed the glory.”
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