Happy New Year: 2018 Resolutions.

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  • wuapinmon
    Soul Plumber
    • Dec 2008
    • 30711
    #16
    Originally posted by YOhio View Post
    That resolution is for the birds.
    They say that heron is addicting.
    "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
    The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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      • Jeff Lebowski
        Corporate lackey for Jesus
        • Nov 2008
        • 69754
        #17
        Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
        They say that heron is addicting.
        Don’t be so gullible.
        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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          • creekster
            It is NOT a monkey!
            • Nov 2008
            • 22661
            #18
            Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
            Don’t be so gullible.
            That's a fowl effort on your part.
            PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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              • wuapinmon
                Soul Plumber
                • Dec 2008
                • 30711
                #19
                Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                Don’t be so gullible.
                I egret nothing.
                "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                  • Green Monstah
                    Royal Rooter
                    • Aug 2010
                    • 13981
                    #20
                    Originally posted by Maximus View Post
                    Lose 100 pounds
                    If successful, you shall thereafter be dubbed Minimus.
                    Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

                    "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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                      • old_gregg
                        scaly man fish
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 16915
                        #21
                        Originally posted by Green Monstah View Post
                        If successful, you shall thereafter be dubbed Minimus.
                        you probably lost like 110 lbs this week
                        Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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                          • MartyFunkhouser
                            Disciple of RNGesus
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 18763
                            #22
                            I resolve to hate you assholes 10% less this year. I resolve to drink 10% more beer this year as a trade off.
                            As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                            --Kendrick Lamar

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                              • old_gregg
                                scaly man fish
                                • Nov 2009
                                • 16915
                                #23
                                Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
                                I resolve to hate you assholes 10% less this year. I resolve to drink 10% more beer this year as a trade off.
                                careful, 13.2 oz a week could be dangerous
                                Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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                                  • YOhio
                                    Hipster Mode
                                    • Nov 2008
                                    • 26165
                                    #24
                                    Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                                    They say that heron is addicting.
                                    Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                                    Don’t be so gullible.
                                    Originally posted by creekster View Post
                                    That's a fowl effort on your part.
                                    Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                                    I egret nothing.
                                    What a bunch of turkeys.

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                                      • YOhio
                                        Hipster Mode
                                        • Nov 2008
                                        • 26165
                                        #25
                                        Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
                                        I resolve to hate you assholes 10% less this year. I resolve to drink 10% more beer this year as a trade off.
                                        I hope you balance that with a corresponding decrease in calories from other sources. Don't want you to get fat.

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                                          • MartyFunkhouser
                                            Disciple of RNGesus
                                            • Nov 2008
                                            • 18763
                                            #26
                                            Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                                            I hope you balance that with a corresponding decrease in calories from other sources. Don't want you to get fat.
                                            I'm already fat, it would be me getting fatter. I will take your advice though and decrease other calories.
                                            As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                                            --Kendrick Lamar

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                                              • creekster
                                                It is NOT a monkey!
                                                • Nov 2008
                                                • 22661
                                                #27
                                                Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                                                What a bunch of turkeys.
                                                Be careful with the insults; toucan play at that game.
                                                PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                                                  • clackamascoug
                                                    Banned
                                                    • Dec 2009
                                                    • 9709
                                                    #28
                                                    Originally posted by Pelado View Post
                                                    Sounds like a good way to guard against sleep.

                                                    Sent from my SM-G930V using Tapatalk
                                                    Light weight... I can hold my diet cokes just fine and get 7 hours like I was sleeping.

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                                                      • wuapinmon
                                                        Soul Plumber
                                                        • Dec 2008
                                                        • 30711
                                                        #29
                                                        Originally posted by creekster View Post
                                                        Be careful with the insults; toucan play at that game.
                                                        Everyone knows he's just a booby with great tits.
                                                        "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                                                        The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                                                          • YOhio
                                                            Hipster Mode
                                                            • Nov 2008
                                                            • 26165
                                                            #30
                                                            Happy National Bird Day, Wuap. Seems like a bit much to dedicate an entire day to birds but whatever. Hope it’s a magical day for you.


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