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Originally posted by Northwestcoug
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Check the tracking info to see if actually shipped or it it has been labeled for shipping.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock -
what you schmucks get for ordering the 2022 version of "i'm with stupid" shirtsTe Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.Comment
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Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
"...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
"You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
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I've had a talk with my wife - don't order anything off of Facebook.Originally posted by Donuthole View Post"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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Yeah, if I see something I like on FB, I usually go find it on Amazon and read reviews and order it there. Impulse got the best of me, and I definitely deserve the " i'm with stupid" joke.Originally posted by Pelado View PostPrepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach FinstockComment
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I've seen that hoodie/shirt on my feed several times. After finding this link, its probably going to be on there even more,
https://www.amazon.com/Yes-Im-Cold-F.../dp/B08RKTY7HVComment
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I have fallen for a scam product on facebook.
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I got my wife a Le Creuset ditch oven. I was in Dallas last week and they were having a good sale and she’s always wanted one.
I saw the Yes I’m Cold shorts and almost pulled the trigger. Glad I didn’t. MJ is cold in the summer down here. She’s weird."Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
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My wife is cold all year long. Can be the middle of july and her feet and hands are like ice.Originally posted by Moliere View Post"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creeksterComment
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Does the oven only work in a ditch? Or it looks like a ditch? Or it's made from a ditch?Originally posted by Moliere View Post"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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Hol' up. She's cold, in Houston, in Summer? Inside or outside? If inside, I can see that, maybe. If outside, she needs her thyroid checked ASAP. You also might be concerned about the afterlife. I lived in NOLA and thought summer was intolerable until I went to Houston in August. That place makes a post-workout scrotum seem almost arid, by comparison.Originally posted by Moliere View Post
"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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Fick youOriginally posted by Pelado View Post"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
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My gifts this year are a little on the boring side. Share your ideas with me so I don't look like a loser!
Doesn't need to be expensive, as I've spent enough money; they are just lacking any sort of excitement.Comment
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I'm thinking about getting Mrs. NWC a small model car with a bow on it for laughs. The levity may help since the one gift she asked for may not arrive until after Christmas, even though I ordered it 2 weeks ago
"...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
"You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
- SeattleUteComment
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