Christmas Gift Ideas

[Bo Diddley]

Channeling Fetterman, I got Mrs. Diddley a Christmas message from an actor she loves. I made and printed a card with a QR code so she can see it on her phone.

[BigFatMeanie]

I'm getting Mrs. Meanie some new potholders. Seriously. She loves potholders more than anybody I know. But I'm struggling to come up with something besides potholders.

[BigPiney]

I'd love ideas as well. We've had other things on our mind and Christmas presents wasn't one of them.

[Northwestcoug]

I'm thinking about getting Mrs. NWC a small model car with a bow on it for laughs. The levity may help since the one gift she asked for may not arrive until after Christmas, even though I ordered it 2 weeks ago

[Clark Addison]

My gifts this year are a little on the boring side. Share your ideas with me so I don't look like a loser!

Doesn't need to be expensive, as I've spent enough money; they are just lacking any sort of excitement.

[Moliere]

Does the oven only work in a ditch? Or it looks like a ditch? Or it's made from a ditch?

Fick you

[wuapinmon]

MJ is cold in the summer down here. She’s weird.

Hol' up. She's cold, in Houston, in Summer? Inside or outside? If inside, I can see that, maybe. If outside, she needs her thyroid checked ASAP. You also might be concerned about the afterlife. I lived in NOLA and thought summer was intolerable until I went to Houston in August. That place makes a post-workout scrotum seem almost arid, by comparison.

[Pelado]

I got my wife a Le Creuset ditch oven. I was in Dallas last week and they were having a good sale and she’s always wanted one.

I saw the Yes I’m Cold shorts and almost pulled the trigger. Glad I didn’t. MJ is cold in the summer down here. She’s weird.

Does the oven only work in a ditch? Or it looks like a ditch? Or it's made from a ditch?

[Jeff Lebowski]

I got my wife a Le Creuset ditch oven. I was in Dallas last week and they were having a good sale and she’s always wanted one.

I saw the Yes I’m Cold shorts and almost pulled the trigger. Glad I didn’t. MJ is cold in the summer down here. She’s weird.

My wife is cold all year long. Can be the middle of july and her feet and hands are like ice.

[Moliere]

I got my wife a Le Creuset ditch oven. I was in Dallas last week and they were having a good sale and she’s always wanted one.

I saw the Yes I’m Cold shorts and almost pulled the trigger. Glad I didn’t. MJ is cold in the summer down here. She’s weird.

[Katy Lied]

I have fallen for a scam product on facebook.

[Art Vandelay]

I've seen that hoodie/shirt on my feed several times. After finding this link, its probably going to be on there even more,

https://www.amazon.com/Yes-Im-Cold-F.../dp/B08RKTY7HV

[Donuthole]

I've had a talk with my wife - don't order anything off of Facebook.

Yeah, if I see something I like on FB, I usually go find it on Amazon and read reviews and order it there. Impulse got the best of me, and I definitely deserve the " i'm with stupid" joke.

[Pelado]

That’s funny. I ordered the same hoodie for Mrs. D like a month ago. And then last week I realized I hadn’t received shipping status/info. And a little research shows that it was probably a scam site I ordered from. So I put a stop payment on the credit card charge. Did your hoodie arrive?

I've had a talk with my wife - don't order anything off of Facebook.

[Northwestcoug]

Check the tracking info to see if actually shipped or it it has been labeled for shipping.