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  • SoCalCoug
    Ragnar Lodbrok Descendant
    • Nov 2008
    • 5214

    #1

    I broke a rib riding a water weenie

    Does that make me gay?
    If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.

    "Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney." — Last words of George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000.

    "Nothing is too good to be true, nothing is too good to last, nothing is too wonderful to happen." - Florence Scoville Shinn
  • YOhio
    Hipster Mode
    • Nov 2008
    • 26165

    #2
    I'm not sure. Have you made the choice to be attracted to men since this happened?

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    • SoCalCoug
      Ragnar Lodbrok Descendant
      • Nov 2008
      • 5214

      #3
      No, but my gay brother and his boyfriend were riding the weenie right before I did. I hope I didn't catch the gay from them.
      If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.

      "Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney." — Last words of George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000.

      "Nothing is too good to be true, nothing is too good to last, nothing is too wonderful to happen." - Florence Scoville Shinn

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      • pelagius
        Senior Member
        • Nov 2008
        • 5288

        #4
        Originally posted by SoCalCoug View Post
        Does that make me gay?
        I suggest you send an email out to everyone in your ward to warn them of the potential danger ... it's better to error on the side of caution for things like this.

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        • TripletDaddy
          sweet triple
          • Nov 2008
          • 58186

          #5
          Originally posted by SoCalCoug View Post
          No, but my gay brother and his boyfriend were riding the weenie right before I did. I hope I didn't catch the gay from them.
          You can catch The Gay anywhere....on a water weenie....on a tractor......even in kindergarten!
          Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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          • Babs
            Not a Lawyer
            • Nov 2008
            • 17128

            #6
            I'm afraid to ask, but what's a water weenie?

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            • Jarid in Cedar
              CS Institutional Memory
              • Jun 2009
              • 13234

              #7
              Originally posted by pelagius View Post
              I suggest you send an email out to everyone in your ward to warn them of the potential danger ... it's better to error on the side of caution for things like this.
              Something about the Porn industry infitrating America with images of overinflated phallus's(phalli?) that the youth will ride unrepentantly thinking that it is all fun without any sense of the consequences to their spiritual being.
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              • TripletDaddy
                sweet triple
                • Nov 2008
                • 58186

                #8
                Originally posted by Babs View Post
                I'm afraid to ask, but what's a water weenie?
                Those big yellow banana things that you tow behind a ski boat.

                Hold on....that IS what we are talking about here, isn't it, SoCal?
                Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                  Time to camp
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 26082

                  #9
                  Do you have a strong desire to see Wicked now?
                  Get confident, stupid
                  -landpoke

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                  • SoCalCoug
                    Ragnar Lodbrok Descendant
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 5214

                    #10
                    Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                    Do you have a strong desire to see Wicked now?
                    With my afternoon of unabashed, unprotected, rib-crushing water weenie riding, I'm living Wicked.
                    If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.

                    "Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney." — Last words of George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000.

                    "Nothing is too good to be true, nothing is too good to last, nothing is too wonderful to happen." - Florence Scoville Shinn

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