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    The Dutch-mens pedigree: or A relation, shewing how they were first bred, and descended from a horse-turd, which was enclosed in a butter-box. Together with a most exact descripton of that great, huge, large, horrible, terrible, hideous, fearful, ... prodigious, preposterous horse that shit the same turd; who had two faces on one head, the one somwhat resembling the face of a man, the other the face of a horse, the rest of his body was like the body of an horse, saving that on his shoulders he had two great fish finns like the finns of whales, but far more large: he lived somtime on land, but most in water; his dyet was fish, roots, ... A very dreadful accident befel him, the fear hereof set him into such a fit of shiting, that he died thereof: ... Also how the Germans following the directions of a conjurer, made a very great box, and smeared the in-side with butter, and how it was filled with the dung which the said monstrous horse shit: out of which dung within nine days space sprung forth men, women, and children; the off-spring whereof are yet alive to this day, and now commonly known by the name of Dutchmen; as this following relation will plainly manifest.
    From an English tract in the 1660s.
    Ute-ī sunt fīmī differtī

    It can't all be wedding cake.

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    "What are you prepared to do?" - Jimmy Malone

    "What choice?" - Abe Petrovsky

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    • #3
      I didn't know that either. Thanks for posting, OxCoug.

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      • #4
        I already knew this. In fact, just talking to a guy in my ward about it the other day. What a coincidence.
        Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by oxcoug View Post
          From an English tract in the 1660s.
          Having worked for many Dutch people I'd say this is more true than untrue.
          "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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          • #6
            Butter? I thought it was lined with Lard. I guess that must have been the Belgians.
            PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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