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  • The ALUF Hall of Fame Thread

    Rivalry week seems like a good time to create a shrine for truly memorable examples of Active LDS Ute Fan (ALUF) behavior. I believe the phrase describing this peculiar syndrome was coined by our beloved BYU71. Feel free to use this spot to note particularly memorable examples.

    I challenge anyone to find one more egregious than this instant classic. Enjoy.

    http://www.utahby5.com/showthread.ph...ll=1#post21436

    My post on cougarboard:

    ESPN's response to BYU's outrage: Get over yourselves.

    "The Pac-12 blog is not smart enough to figure out why this video of a couple of Utah players is controversial, but it apparently is."

    My goodness you guys, you just look silly.

    Also, if this is such a big deal, why wasn't it talked about when it was posted about a month ago? Why wait until the day Hadley gets suspended? Come on. Whoever started this firestorm got what he wanted. People not talking about Hadley, and instead running around screaming like Pharisees about nothing.

    You guys succeeded. You ran around, ranting and screaming, throwing God around irrelevantly to show how righteous you are. You won. ESPN reported on it, even though they don't know why this is a story. You proved to yourselves that all Ute fans are of the devil, and you also proved that Elder Uctodorf and Holland's talks were necessary and probably need to be read from the pulpit again. I'll leave a couple of thoughts for you guys on my way out:

    "At its core, pride is a sin of comparison, for though it usually begins with “Look how wonderful I am and what great things I have done,” it always seems to end with “Therefore, I am better than you.”

    "When our hearts are filled with pride, we commit a grave sin, for we violate the two great commandments. 7 Instead of worshipping God and loving our neighbor, we reveal the real object of our worship and love—the image we see in the mirror.

    "Pride is the great sin of self-elevation. It is for so many a personal Rameumptom, a holy stand that justifies envy, greed, and vanity. 8 In a sense, pride is the original sin, for before the foundations of this earth, pride felled Lucifer, a son of the morning “who was in authority in the presence of God.” 9

    "For others, pride turns to envy: they look bitterly at those who have better positions, more talents, or greater possessions than they do. They seek to hurt, diminish, and tear down others in a misguided and unworthy attempt at self-elevation. When those they envy stumble or suffer, they secretly cheer." (Or in cougarboard's case, scream their cheers from the rooftops).

    "The Laboratory of Sports

    "Perhaps there is no better laboratory to observe the sin of pride than the world of sports. I have always loved participating in and attending sporting events. But I confess there are times when the lack of civility in sports is embarrassing. How is it that normally kind and compassionate human beings can be so intolerant and filled with hatred toward an opposing team and its fans?

    "I have watched sports fans vilify and demonize their rivals. They look for any flaw and magnify it. They justify their hatred with broad generalizations and apply them to everyone associated with the other team. When ill fortune afflicts their rival, they rejoice.

    "Brethren, unfortunately we see today too often the same kind of attitude and behavior spill over into the public discourse of politics, ethnicity, and religion."

    The above quotations taken from a talk given by Elder Uchtdorf.

    "My dear brethren of the priesthood, my beloved fellow disciples of the gentle Christ, should we not hold ourselves to a higher standard? As priesthood bearers, we must realize that all of God’s children wear the same jersey. Our team is the brotherhood of man. This mortal life is our playing field. Our goal is to learn to love God and to extend that same love toward our fellowman. We are here to live according to His law and establish the kingdom of God. We are here to build, uplift, treat fairly, and encourage all of Heavenly Father’s children."

    The above quote taken from a talk given by Elder Holland.

    Take home message:

    "I have watched sports fans vilify and demonize their rivals. They look for any flaw and magnify it. They justify their hatred with broad generalizations and apply them to everyone associated with the other team. When ill fortune afflicts their rival, they rejoice." - Elder Uchtdorf

    “Lesson number one for the establishment of Zion in the 21st century: You never ‘check your religion at the door.’ Not ever. My young friends, that kind of discipleship cannot be—it isn’t discipleship at all.” - Elder Holland

    Be the people you tell everyone you are.
    Last edited by Jeff Lebowski; 09-18-2013, 03:13 PM.
    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

  • #2
    Be the people you tell everyone you are.
    Probably the worst part about being a BYU fan is that Utah fans are constantly telling me how to act. Thankfully I live in Texas, where there are very few Utah fans, so I'm far away from their judgmental indignation.
    "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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    • #3
      Please keep em coming. That was great.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Moliere View Post
        Probably the worst part about being a BYU fan is that Utah fans are constantly telling me how to act. Thankfully I live in Texas, where there are very few Utah fans, so I'm far away from their judgmental indignation.
        This should start changing now that Utah is in the Pac 12. They are making more serious inroads into Texas. I believe Morgan Scalley is heading that up.
        Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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        • #5
          “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
          ― W.H. Auden


          "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
          -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


          "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
          --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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          • #6
            Originally posted by LA Ute View Post
            Glad to see the GOAT ALUF grace us with his presence.

            Edit: I mean LA Ute, not TSM.
            Last edited by Pheidippides; 09-18-2013, 05:38 PM.
            Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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            • #7
              The ALUF concept is a lame one, a child of the geniuses who gather at CougarBoard. I am a little embarrassed for you that you have adopted it - LA Ute.
              BYU71, are you going to take that lying down?
              "It's devastating, because we lost to a team that's not even in the Pac-12. To lose to Utah State is horrible." - John White IV

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              • #8
                Sorry, LA, but President Monson is not an ALUF. Please check with 71 for the correct definition of the term.
                "It's devastating, because we lost to a team that's not even in the Pac-12. To lose to Utah State is horrible." - John White IV

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                • #9
                  Best part of being an A.U.F.(Apostate Ute Fan) is if I tell you to F@$K OFF! You can interpret it as directed at BYU, the church, or both.
                  "The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."

                  "They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."

                  "I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."

                  -Rick Majerus

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by kccougar View Post
                    BYU71, are you going to take that lying down?
                    I don't believe '71 actually originated the term. If so, I will be disappointed in him for a while, but will get over that. Eventually.
                    “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
                    ― W.H. Auden


                    "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
                    -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


                    "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
                    --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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                    • #11
                      What is funny to me is to see how many ALUF's misunderstand the title and use it on themselves. There is a HUGE difference between being an ALUF and being a fan of the U that is active LDS.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Eddie View Post
                        What is funny to me is to see how many ALUF's misunderstand the title and use it on themselves. There is a HUGE difference between being an ALUF and being a fan of the U that is active LDS.
                        I honestly don't know what ALUF is supposed to mean. I think I have been called one, but I'm not sure.
                        “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
                        ― W.H. Auden


                        "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
                        -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


                        "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
                        --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by LA Ute View Post
                          I honestly don't know what ALUF is supposed to mean. I think I have been called one, but I'm not sure.
                          You have.

                          And also:
                          Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                          Dig your own grave, and save!

                          "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                          "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                          GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by LA Ute View Post
                            I honestly don't know what ALUF is supposed to mean. I think I have been called one, but I'm not sure.
                            The term arose over a decade ago when certain posters on Utefans.net began their screeds against BYU with the helpful intro, "I am an active LDS member and I am appalled that [insert most recent offense by BYU or one of its players]," as if his church membership lent credibility to his complaint.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by LA Ute View Post
                              I honestly don't know what ALUF is supposed to mean. I think I have been called one, but I'm not sure.
                              it's time to put the shovel down, LA. Any deeper and you won't be able to climb out of it.
                              Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                              God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                              Alessandro Manzoni

                              Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                              pelagius

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