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  • Jeff Lebowski
    Corporate lackey for Jesus
    • Nov 2008
    • 69539
    #1

    The Insultapology Thread

    I am officially coining a new term: "insultapology". You ever notice how some people deliver an apology but just can't quite resist the urge to include one final kick to the nuts as part of the delivery? Portland Ute treated us to a textbook example of this phenomenon today:

    I think cj is, by far, the most aggressive and acerbic poster on this site, but I apologize, cj, for calling you an assface and I apologize to everyone for my part in this think escalating on this site.
    Well done, PU. Well done.

    Feel free to post your own examples.
    Last edited by Jeff Lebowski; 09-18-2013, 11:52 AM.
    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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    • Non Sequitur
      Where did I put my bodkin
      • Nov 2008
      • 5773
      #2
      I used to say to my wife, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that. I didn't realize you were so sensitive."
      "The mind is not a boomerang. If you throw it too far it will not come back." ~ Tom McGuane

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        • Pelado
          Bald not naked
          • Sep 2010
          • 21104
          #3
          "I'm sorry you're such a ________________________"

          Sent from my SGH-M919 using Tapatalk 4
          "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
          - Goatnapper'96

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            • Indy Coug
              Heartless Bastard
              • Dec 2008
              • 18747
              #4
              I want to apologize to JL for once claiming one of his earlier threads was the stupidest new thread ever because this one is.
              Everything in life is an approximation.

              http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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                • Jeff Lebowski
                  Corporate lackey for Jesus
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 69539
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Indy Coug View Post
                  I want to apologize to JL for once claiming one of his earlier threads was the stupidest new thread ever because this one is.
                  Not bad, but it lacks any pretense of sincerity.
                  "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                  "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                  "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                    • smokymountainrain
                      Impressive Member
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 22593
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Non Sequitur View Post
                      I used to say to my wife, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that. I didn't realize you were so sensitive."
                      A classic, to be sure.
                      I'm like LeBron James.
                      -mpfunk

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                        • jay santos
                          Senior Member
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 13652
                          #7
                          My dad's famous for. I don't think I did that, but perception is reality, so I'm sorry.

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                            • Blueintheface
                              Senior Member
                              • Sep 2009
                              • 15382
                              #8
                              Come on, you two have got to have 45 min on Friday in which the two of you could hit the your favorite eatery and hash this out (JL/Indy).
                              "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

                              "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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                                • Indy Coug
                                  Heartless Bastard
                                  • Dec 2008
                                  • 18747
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Blueintheface View Post
                                  Come on, you two have got to have 45 min on Friday in which the two of you could hit the your favorite eatery and hash this out (JL/Indy).
                                  I'm sure one or more of you stalkers will crash one of my events, so I'll just patiently wait for that wonderful moment.
                                  Everything in life is an approximation.

                                  http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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                                    • The_Douger
                                      Athletic Supporter
                                      • Jun 2012
                                      • 5413
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Indy Coug View Post
                                      I'm sure one or more of you stalkers will crash one of my events, so I'll just patiently wait for that wonderful moment.
                                      Just lemme know the when and where.
                                      Will donate kidney for B12 membership.

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                                        • Blueintheface
                                          Senior Member
                                          • Sep 2009
                                          • 15382
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Indy Coug View Post
                                          I'm sure one or more of you stalkers will crash one of my events, so I'll just patiently wait for that wonderful moment.
                                          Is that what you and Dick are calling your little rendezvous now?
                                          "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

                                          "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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                                            • Jeff Lebowski
                                              Corporate lackey for Jesus
                                              • Nov 2008
                                              • 69539
                                              #12
                                              Here is one that I use from time to time:

                                              "I am sorry for being rude to you. I don't suffer fools well."

                                              Feel free to borrow it.
                                              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                                              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                                              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                                                • Non Sequitur
                                                  Where did I put my bodkin
                                                  • Nov 2008
                                                  • 5773
                                                  #13
                                                  I like to say, "I'm sorry, I didn't think you were serious."
                                                  "The mind is not a boomerang. If you throw it too far it will not come back." ~ Tom McGuane

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                                                    • hostile
                                                      lollygagger
                                                      • Dec 2009
                                                      • 5736
                                                      #14
                                                      As noted below, what one of my attendings would say when we made a mistake and said, "Sorry."

                                                      "Don't apologize. It's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."
                                                      "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

                                                      "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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                                                        • Non Sequitur
                                                          Where did I put my bodkin
                                                          • Nov 2008
                                                          • 5773
                                                          #15
                                                          When I was at BYU I ran into a friend at the Brick Oven. He was sitting next to a hot girl and I approached their table. He introduced the girl as Carol. I said, "Oh, I remember you telling me about her." He looks at her and then back at me and says, "Yeah, but she's lost a lot of weight since then."
                                                          "The mind is not a boomerang. If you throw it too far it will not come back." ~ Tom McGuane

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