that's actually pretty funny
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Shared by one of my favorite aunts:
Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach FinstockComment
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"Dude I can't let you sign this..."Originally posted by Donuthole View PostShared by one of my favorite aunts:
"I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"Comment
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"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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:facepalm:Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach FinstockComment
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So much crap on FB right now. Ugh..."There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creeksterComment
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Oh wow, just what we need. I'm sure "unemployed" veterans are the most mentally sound people we could get to give guns and put them in all our schools.Comment
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No! By all means! Arm a bunch of disabled vets with PTSD to the teeth and just post em up in the middle of the school yard and at every door. What could go wrong?Originally posted by jay santos View Post
"I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"Comment
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Wait til some kid comes running out of a door behind the guy, slamming the door into the wall.Originally posted by Commando View PostNo! By all means! Arm a bunch of disabled vets with PTSD to the teeth and just post em up in the middle of the school yard and at every door. What could go wrong?Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!Comment
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I'm like LeBron James.
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What if your PIN is a palindrome? 2002 is the same forward as backward.Comment
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Probably a schrodinger’s cat thing. The money comes out but your account stays the same.Originally posted by Bo Diddley View Post"...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
"You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
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So good!
Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkI told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.Comment
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In the history of the universe? I don't know. That is a bold claim.Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View PostSo good!
"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creeksterComment
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