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  • Jeff Lebowski
    Corporate lackey for Jesus
    • Nov 2008
    • 69418

    #601
    Originally posted by Eddie View Post
    That's how it started. "I found this awesome teeth whitener that me and my family have been using. The results are awesome!" Then, 2 weeks later, she's telling us it was all just a marketing scam and we should join.
    Instant unfollow for me. Should be zero tolerance for crap like that.
    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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    • HBCoug
      Peanut Gallery Asshat
      • Dec 2008
      • 2082

      #602
      Originally posted by Eddie View Post
      That's how it started. "I found this awesome teeth whitener that me and my family have been using. The results are awesome!" Then, 2 weeks later, she's telling us it was all just a marketing scam and we should join.
      Ha! This same thing came through my feed yesterday. It said to reply in the comments section with your name for more info. Can't wait!

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      • Northwestcoug
        Cocked and Loaded
        • May 2011
        • 17892

        #603
        Originally posted by Eddie View Post
        That's how it started. "I found this awesome teeth whitener that me and my family have been using. The results are awesome!" Then, 2 weeks later, she's telling us it was all just a marketing scam and we should join.
        She's almost there:

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        "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
        "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
        - SeattleUte

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        • creekster
          It is NOT a monkey!
          • Nov 2008
          • 22661

          #604
          Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
          Instant unfollow for me. Should be zero tolerance for crap like that.
          That will show them!
          PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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          • Jeff Lebowski
            Corporate lackey for Jesus
            • Nov 2008
            • 69418

            #605
            Originally posted by creekster View Post
            That will show them!
            Indeed. I am badass.

            Seriously, the problem with social media (esp. FB) is sifting through all the cat videos, food porn, and all the various other crap to find the few nuggets of genuine content. Trolling your friends with fake product endorsements? That is horrible.
            "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
            "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
            "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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            • Moliere
              One man.....one pie
              • Oct 2009
              • 27767

              #606
              Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
              Indeed. I am badass.

              Seriously, the problem with social media (esp. FB) is sifting through all the cat videos, food porn, and all the various other crap to find the few nuggets of genuine content. Trolling your friends with fake product endorsements? That is horrible.
              Yep. My FB feed got so full of stupid crap, even after purging the really stupid crap, that I finally left it. At one point I had a FB friend that would post a couple dozen photos of aprons his wife was making as she sold them as part of a home business. Then you have all the people that were hawking Thrive, LipSense, Shakeology, and whatever stupid product they could find and my nuggets of genuine content were no longer worth the search.


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              "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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              • falafel
                loves to talk on things
                • Mar 2009
                • 37836

                #607
                Crap, I guess I have to go.

                HEY EVERYBODY! I'm hosting a class with {xxxxxx} to kick off the start of summer here in {xxxxxxx}, Las Vegas.

                ������If you love yourself and your family...you'll come to my class.������

                I promise, you will learn at least one new thing, and I have a surprise gift for every person who comes�� , but I'm NOT TELLING what it is-you have to come hang out with me to find out��

                ��Bring a friend and be entered in a drawing for a free oil!��

                RSVP by calling or texting me, and PLEASE share this post! These oils are too amazing NOT to share with people I care about!
                Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                Dig your own grave, and save!

                "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                • Jeff Lebowski
                  Corporate lackey for Jesus
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 69418

                  #608
                  Originally posted by falafel View Post
                  Crap, I guess I have to go.
                  Unless you don't love your family.
                  "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                  "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                  "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                  • creekster
                    It is NOT a monkey!
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 22661

                    #609
                    Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                    Indeed. I am badass.

                    Seriously, the problem with social media (esp. FB) is sifting through all the cat videos, food porn, and all the various other crap to find the few nuggets of genuine content. Trolling your friends with fake product endorsements? That is horrible.
                    I don't really have many FB friends that do that, but then I guess I dont have many FB friends at all, so that is likely why. I monitor facebook the way casual fans of NASCAR watch races: With casual indifference until the inevitable collisions and crashes, which pique my interest for a while.
                    PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                    • Dwight Schr-ute
                      Members Only
                      • May 2011
                      • 4917

                      #610
                      This is some of the first class stuff my Mother-in-law's husband spends half his day sharing on Facebook. They really know how to make the left look pretty dumb!




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                      I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                      • Jeff Lebowski
                        Corporate lackey for Jesus
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 69418

                        #611
                        And now one of my relatives is starting to promote a teeth-whitening product on FB.

                        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                        • wuapinmon
                          Soul Plumber
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 30704

                          #612
                          Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                          And now one of my relatives is starting to promote a teeth-whitening product on FB.

                          The question is, Trebek, does it work?
                          "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                          The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                          • falafel
                            loves to talk on things
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 37836

                            #613
                            Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                            And now one of my relatives is starting to promote a teeth-whitening product on FB.

                            Immediate unfollow for you.
                            Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                            Dig your own grave, and save!

                            "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                            "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                            • Jeff Lebowski
                              Corporate lackey for Jesus
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 69418

                              #614
                              Originally posted by falafel View Post
                              Immediate unfollow for you.
                              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                              • Eddie
                                Senior Member
                                • Apr 2009
                                • 8098

                                #615
                                Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                                And now one of my relatives is starting to promote a teeth-whitening product on FB.

                                Originally posted by falafel View Post
                                Immediate unfollow for you.

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