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  • #541
    Originally posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
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    12 Enumerated Effects of Microwaves
    1. A breakdown of the human “life-energy field” in those who were exposed to microwave ovens while in operation, with side-effects to the human energy field of increasingly longer duration;
    2. A degeneration of the cellular voltage parallels during the process of using the apparatus, especially in the blood and lymphatic areas;
    3. A degeneration and destabilization of the external energy activated potentials of food utilization within the processes of human metabolism;
    4. A degeneration and destabilization of internal cellular membrane potentials while transferring catabolic [metabolic breakdown] processes into the blood serum from the digestive process;
    5. Degeneration and circuit breakdowns of electrical nerve impulses within the junction potentials of the cerebrum [the front portion of the brain where thought and higher functions reside];
    6. A degeneration and breakdown of nerve electrical circuits and loss of energy field symmetry in the neuroplexuses [nerve centers] both in the front and the rear of the central and autonomic nervous systems;
    7. Loss of balance and circuiting of the bioelectric strengths within the ascending reticular activating system [the system which controls the function of consciousness];
    8. A long term cumulative loss of vital energies within humans, animals and plants that were located within a 500-meter radius of the operational equipment;
    9. Long lasting residual effects of magnetic “deposits” were located throughout the nervous system and lymphatic system;
    10. A destabilization and interruption in the production of hormones and maintenance of hormonal balance in males and females;
    11. Markedly higher levels of brainwave disturbance in the alpha, theta, and delta wave signal patterns of persons exposed to microwave emission fields, and;
    12. Because of this brainwave disturbance, negative psychological effects were noted, including loss of memory, loss of ability to concentrate, suppressed emotional threshold, deceleration of intellective processes, and interruptive sleep episodes in a statistically higher percentage of individuals subjected to continual range emissive field effects of microwave apparatus, either in cooking apparatus or in transmission stations...


    Read More: http://www.whydontyoutrythis.com/201...their-use.html
    - That is truly hilarious.

    Also, for some reason my company's web filter blocks that whydontyoutrythis.com site...

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    • #542
      Originally posted by BigFatMeanie View Post
      - That is truly hilarious.

      Also, for some reason my company's web filter blocks that whydontyoutrythis.com site...
      They lost me when they used the unnecessary "enumerated" after "12" in the title.

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      • #543
        From a conservative hack:



        Thanks for the rise in gas prices, Obama...
        "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
        The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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        • #544
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          "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
          "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
          - SeattleUte

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          • #545
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            You're actually pretty funny when you aren't being a complete a-hole....so basically like 5% of the time. --Art Vandelay
            Almost everything you post is snarky, smug, condescending, or just downright mean-spirited. --Jeffrey Lebowski

            Anyone can make war, but only the most courageous can make peace. --President Donald J. Trump
            You furnish the pictures, and I’ll furnish the war. --William Randolph Hearst

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            • #546
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              "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
              "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
              - SeattleUte

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              • #547
                Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
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                tough to argue with that.
                *Banned*

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                • #548
                  Originally posted by cougjunkie View Post
                  tough to argue with that.
                  I know, right? My Aunt speaks the truth!
                  "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                  "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                  - SeattleUte

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                  • #549
                    Originally posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
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                    OK - this got a chuckle from me. Were they being serious, or having fun?

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                    • #550
                      Originally posted by Eddie View Post
                      OK - this got a chuckle from me. Were they being serious, or having fun?
                      Completely serious of course. BoM predicted this. Trump is here to save us.

                      It seems I have two sides of the extreme on my social media wall. My local Seattle neighbors and friends are daily posting some outrage about this or that (today it is Flynn, tomorrow it will some new affront to THE VERY SURVIVAL OF OUR REPUBLIC!). On the other hand, I have my Provo/BYU friends and work colleagues (which are mostly Mormon) that often mingle scripture and politics. My Mom is very much in the latter category (though she didn't post the above); she just cannot believe that I voted for Mrs. Clinton ("How could anyone?"). I love my Mom very much, but she's a bit of a nut. Heh.
                      You're actually pretty funny when you aren't being a complete a-hole....so basically like 5% of the time. --Art Vandelay
                      Almost everything you post is snarky, smug, condescending, or just downright mean-spirited. --Jeffrey Lebowski

                      Anyone can make war, but only the most courageous can make peace. --President Donald J. Trump
                      You furnish the pictures, and I’ll furnish the war. --William Randolph Hearst

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                      • #551
                        Originally posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
                        Completely serious of course. BoM predicted this. Trump is here to save us.
                        Holy cow I thought that was a joke. I guess it could work both ways.
                        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                        • #552
                          Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                          Holy cow I thought that was a joke. I guess it could work both ways.
                          Here is the other side of my crazy facebook wall....

                          Earlier today my Congressman, by the name of Dave Reichert posted this very nice Valentine's Day message:

                          reichert_vday.png

                          This only popped up on my feed because my crazy left-wing neighbor responded with the single line:
                          "Coward."


                          If you scroll through the comments, there are some reasonable comments... like:
                          "Love you and the family! God be with you!"


                          But, by and large, the comments are represented by the following:
                          "Dave, seriously? Your vote against Trump releasing his taxes is a slap in the face."
                          "I cant believe you voted no showing trumps taxes. Are you hiding things too. I dont trust you."
                          "I hope you can live with yourself when this all comes crashing down on your head."
                          "Do you kiss your wife with the same lips you have stuck on 45's ass the rest of the time?"

                          You're actually pretty funny when you aren't being a complete a-hole....so basically like 5% of the time. --Art Vandelay
                          Almost everything you post is snarky, smug, condescending, or just downright mean-spirited. --Jeffrey Lebowski

                          Anyone can make war, but only the most courageous can make peace. --President Donald J. Trump
                          You furnish the pictures, and I’ll furnish the war. --William Randolph Hearst

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                          • #553
                            Technically, having an abortion isn't killing your offspring. It's killing your future offspring.
                            "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                            The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                            • #554
                              Originally posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
                              Here is the other side of my crazy facebook wall....
                              Haha.

                              Whole lotta crazy going around these days.
                              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                              • #555
                                Originally posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
                                Here is the other side of my crazy facebook wall....

                                Earlier today my Congressman, by the name of Dave Reichert posted this very nice Valentine's Day message:

                                [ATTACH]7739[/ATTACH]

                                This only popped up on my feed because my crazy left-wing neighbor responded with the single line:
                                "Coward."


                                If you scroll through the comments, there are some reasonable comments... like:
                                "Love you and the family! God be with you!"


                                But, by and large, the comments are represented by the following:
                                "Dave, seriously? Your vote against Trump releasing his taxes is a slap in the face."
                                "I cant believe you voted no showing trumps taxes. Are you hiding things too. I dont trust you."
                                "I hope you can live with yourself when this all comes crashing down on your head."
                                "Do you kiss your wife with the same lips you have stuck on 45's ass the rest of the time?"

                                I kind of wish your Congressman would tweet back to those people, "I'm going to vote my conscience no matter how many fucking idiots like you I represent."
                                "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                                The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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