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Hilarious. My favorite part of the blurb:
I'll refrain from making any crude comments...Jon eats a whole raw potato to take himself out of the mood."I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under," -
It should have said a raw onion. It would have been a nice homage.Originally posted by Commando View PostComment
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What kind of bizarre christian parody site is that, anyway? Mildly creepy."I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"Comment
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Why???? A raw patato? Water Mist????? Just do it. Its glorious!( FYI I most likely wrote that incoherently and will be properly corrected forthwith. Thanks)Comment
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The water mist and raw potato are obviously fetishes. That's why they don't need sex!Originally posted by Y84it View Post"...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
"You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
- SeattleUteComment
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Is that site a christian version of the Onion? Was that article published on April 1? I just don't believe a newly-married couple living together would go two years without sex (probably plenty of married couples in long-term relationships go that long, but not newly-married).
If it is indeed true, how do they reconcile their celibacy with the whole "multiply and replenish" thing?Comment
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What are the chances she's nailing the pastor of their church?"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
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Yes, it is.Originally posted by BigFatMeanie View PostIf we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.
"Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney." — Last words of George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000.
"Nothing is too good to be true, nothing is too good to last, nothing is too wonderful to happen." - Florence Scoville ShinnComment
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