The Foreign Instructions Thread

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  • mtnbiker
    it's all a blur
    • Mar 2009
    • 2573

    #1

    The Foreign Instructions Thread

    This is a thread to share goofy foreign instructions that have been poorly translated (into English).


    We got this little plastic 6-in-1 solar kit (among other things) for a grandson. I opened up the package to look at the instructions to make sure it didn't need polystyrene glue. Fortunately it is just a snap-together kit so you really can disassemble it and make different things. But the instructions were a hoot. Here's the first paragraph:

    To own robot, wheeler, windmill, plane helicopter and airboat, That's the great wish for all the children. To obtain them as long as tobe mild and environmental That's the responsibility for all people in the world. Here it is - the 6 in 1 solar kit.
    There are no written instructions for any of the 6 things that can be made out of the kit, just illustrations. But the final picture for each assembly process is accompanied with the following words of wisdom:

    Can't direct contract the during and after light and strong sunlight lighting on solar plane. Can't instantly contact the hot surface of motor after operation. Do make sure the temperature is lower, otherwise may cause risk of scald.
  • YOhio
    Hipster Mode
    • Nov 2008
    • 26165

    #2
    The instructions on the chopsticks packages usually look like they were typed up by creekster. Stuff like, "Tuck chorstik under thurnmb." That always makes me chuckle.

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