cat haters, feel free to drop off your B.M.s here.
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I intend to live forever.
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I find that cats can make great pets!I'm your huckleberry.
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I'd be more likely to believe you if that weren't a Siberian in your avatar.Originally posted by FN Phat View PostComment
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I'm not a big fan of Kat Williams even though he is a product of Dayton, Ohio.Comment
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Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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Cats are smart. That's why we have "seeing eye cats", "police cats", and "search and rescue cats". Also, Brian claims to have an "attack cat". Cats, therefore, are just as, or more, intelligent than dogs. End of argument."If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!Comment
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People are smart, also. For example, Brian shared an anecdote of a grown adult that couldn't figure out how to walk past a cat that was standing in a hallway. Fortunately, the adult was smart enough to call for help from another adult and was eventually able to walk past the cat.Originally posted by Uncle Ted View PostFitter. Happier. More Productive.
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My cats sleep, eat, crap in a box (that I clean up), get many sessions with a personal masseuce each day, and get to play with various toys. Nice life.Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
Sounds like cats have been smart enough to pawn all the ditch digging off onto the dogs.I intend to live forever.
So far, so good.
--Steven WrightComment
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I'm quite pleased to see a post from Brian.
But also, ***k Brian because cats are rad, one saved me from a striking rattlesnake one time (no joke, I was six), their antics are hilarious and just because some of you get their feelings hurt that unlike your dogs (which I love equally, btw, the cat/dog dichotomy is a total fiction) they don't hang on your every gesture doesn't mean they aren't bad-ass animals.
EDIT: Oops, misread this. Good work Brian, we're on the same page.Ute-ī sunt fīmī differtī
It can't all be wedding cake.Comment
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I wonder if my Traeger could make a cat taste good?
I bet it could, so add tasty to the list of things cats are good for!Comment
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I just read that 4 million cats a year are consumed in China, do they even know about Treagers? You might be able to make the BEST tasting cat.Originally posted by Coach McGuirk View PostComment
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How does someone get caught having sex with a cat? The cat didn't talk, so someone must have walked in on him. Why wouldn't he lock the door?Originally posted by scottie View Post"The mind is not a boomerang. If you throw it too far it will not come back." ~ Tom McGuaneComment
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Pussy footing.Originally posted by Non Sequitur View Post"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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