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  • SeattleUte
    Faith crisis consultant
    • Nov 2008
    • 20837

    #1

    The Official Chopper sex thread

    Anyone here ever had sex in a helicopter? If so share here.
    When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

    --Jonathan Swift
  • WashingtonCoug
    Monsters like me
    • Jan 2009
    • 1489

    #2
    Does it count on this kind of chopper?

    "To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail."
    —Abraham Maslow

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    • SoCalCoug
      Ragnar Lodbrok Descendant
      • Nov 2008
      • 5214

      #3
      Originally posted by WashingtonCoug View Post
      Does it count on this kind of chopper?

      I think riding that one by yourself counts as sex.
      If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.

      "Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney." — Last words of George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000.

      "Nothing is too good to be true, nothing is too good to last, nothing is too wonderful to happen." - Florence Scoville Shinn

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      • SeattleUte
        Faith crisis consultant
        • Nov 2008
        • 20837

        #4
        Originally posted by WashingtonCoug View Post
        Does it count on this kind of chopper?

        By all means share.
        When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

        --Jonathan Swift

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        • lambdacoug
          Junior Member
          • Oct 2011
          • 3981

          #5
          Originally posted by WashingtonCoug View Post
          Does it count on this kind of chopper?

          Looks like it was painful...
          Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
          - Howard Aiken

          Any sufficiently complicated platform contains an ad hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of half of a functional programming language.
          - Variation on Greenspun's Tenth Rule

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          • Uncle Ted
            The Big 12 money shot.
            • Apr 2010
            • 28853

            #6
            Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
            By all means share.
            I hope it is a better story than Bobby's...

            "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
            "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
            "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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            • wuapinmon
              Soul Plumber
              • Dec 2008
              • 30711

              #7
              Later, man; I'm crunchin' a celery stick.
              "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
              The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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              • Non Sequitur
                Where did I put my bodkin
                • Nov 2008
                • 5773

                #8
                Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                By all means share.
                Met a woman at a dive bar in SLC. Hung out with her the next day and took her for a ride on the back of my bike around the west side of Utah Lake. She had long arms, and now #17 is scratched off my bucket list.
                "The mind is not a boomerang. If you throw it too far it will not come back." ~ Tom McGuane

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                • SoCalCoug
                  Ragnar Lodbrok Descendant
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 5214

                  #9
                  Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                  Later, man; I'm crunchin' a celery stick.


                  If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.

                  "Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney." — Last words of George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000.

                  "Nothing is too good to be true, nothing is too good to last, nothing is too wonderful to happen." - Florence Scoville Shinn

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                  • DU Ute
                    RIP CUF
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 7393

                    #10
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                    "In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
                    "And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
                    "Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute

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