A good defense?

[FN Phat]

This lady from the Gem State seems like a quack to me...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30335202/?GT1=43001

What are some of the crazy thing you have seen in the court room?

When I was appearing in court for a minor traffic violation (that was dismissed) a man approached the stand before it was my turn. He was dressed like a thug, although he did take of his do-rag before he addressed the judge. He was pulled over for erratic driving, excessive noise (due to the sound system) and failing to pull over. I guess he was driving an Expedition on "Dub-dueces"...yes that was a direct quote from the accused. When asked for an explanation he said that a bee came into his window and he was scared. He said that he was trying to get the bee out and then he was stung. He also mentioned that "bees don't like black people". The judge just laughed and then threw the book at him. It was Febuary.

[FMCoug]

I wouldn't want my mouth duct taped shut. That's definitely something I wouldn't want done to my body. That's torture! The judge should be removed from the bench!

[il Padrino Ute]

Perhaps they could tape Brian David Mitchell's mouth shut the next time he's in court for a competence hearing as well. He might make it through his entire court appearance instead of being hauled away.

[falafel]

I wouldn't want my mouth duct taped shut. That's definitely something I wouldn't want done to my body. That's torture! The judge should be removed from the bench!

Maybe I'm just naive, but I've always thought it should be pretty easy to get tape off of your mouth, even if your hands are tied. Just start wriggling your tongue between your lips, slobbering up the place. Pretty soon you should be able to open your jaw wide enough to just talk like normal. Am I'm naive?

[venkman]

Maybe I'm just naive, but I've always thought it should be pretty easy to get tape off of your mouth, even if your hands are tied. Just start wriggling your tongue between your lips, slobbering up the place. Pretty soon you should be able to open your jaw wide enough to just talk like normal. Am I'm naive?

Why don't you try it? Then return and report.

[falafel]

Why don't you try it? Then return and report.

I used my last roll of duck tape tying the wrists of those homeless I've got sequestered in the basement. Worried about the duck tape in the mouth issue, I gagged them with old gym socks instead.