If you hate your child, you may want to consider this idea....

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  • TripletDaddy
    sweet triple
    • Nov 2008
    • 58186

    #1

    If you hate your child, you may want to consider this idea....

    A guy named Dominic DeVille will dress up like a clown, stalk your child for a week leading up to his/her birthday, threaten them, and send scary messages.



    Dominic Deville rents himself out as an "evil birthday clown" who leaves scary notes for your children, warning them that they're being watched and that they'll soon be attacked.

    At the end of a terrifying week, your child will indeed be attacked. Deville, wearing a freaky clown mask, will smash a cake into your child's face, Metro reported.
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    Throughout the week leading up to the child's birthday, "The child feels more and more that it is being pursued," Deville told Metro. "The clown's one and only aim is to smash a cake into the face of his victim, when they least expect it, during the course of seven days."

    Deville harasses his targets with texts, phone calls and letters to let them know that their time is coming, according to the Herald Sun.
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  • marsupial
    Mississippi Queen
    • Nov 2008
    • 3678

    #2
    Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
    A guy named Dominic DeVille will dress up like a clown, stalk your child for a week leading up to his/her birthday, threaten them, and send scary messages.





    I love my child and he would LOVE this for his birthday. He's obsessed with Stephen King's It, which I won't let him read or watch.
    What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
    -Teenage Dirtbag

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    • Clark Addison
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2008
      • 10298

      #3
      What a wonderful idea. Is there some sort of crazy/deranged character that appeals to an older demographic? Same concept, but who you could get for an adult's birthday, such as your wife or female co-worker?

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      • Flystripper
        Degenerate Gambler
        • Nov 2008
        • 14089

        #4
        Originally posted by Clark Addison View Post
        What a wonderful idea. Is there some sort of crazy/deranged character that appeals to an older demographic? Same concept, but who you could get for an adult's birthday, such as your wife or female co-worker?
        how about a clown?
        Dyslexics are teople poo...

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        • smokymountainrain
          Impressive Member
          • Nov 2008
          • 22593

          #5
          Pretty funny.
          I'm like LeBron James.
          -mpfunk

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          • Indy Coug
            Heartless Bastard
            • Dec 2008
            • 18747

            #6
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            Originally posted by Jack Handy
            To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
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