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    http://m.thechronicle.com.au/story/2...-burger-penis/
    "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

  • #2
    Written by Stuart Cumming?
    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

    There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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    • #3
      What?
      "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
      The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
        Written by Stuart Cumming?
        He would have been the natural choice, unless Richard LeBoeuf was around.
        "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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        • #5
          "It is like a little treat."
          :condom:
          Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

          sigpic

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          • #6
            Hahahaha!
            I love how she talks so much about going out to eat as though she needs to justify WHY she's going out.

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            • #7
              It's a Whopper, not a Big Mac, mate.
              Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

              For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

              Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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              • #8
                Originally posted by risicam View Post
                Hahahaha!
                I love how she talks so much about going out to eat as though she needs to justify WHY she's going out.
                Mrs Steger said the weekly dinner stop would now come to an end.
                I smell a rat. I think Mrs. Steger busted out the ol' Michaelangelo chops in furtherance of a perfectly devised scheme to stop taking those brats out to dinner every week.
                "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                • #9
                  The writer has a great lastname for this article.
                  "To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail."
                  —Abraham Maslow

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Commando View Post
                    I smell a rat. I think Mrs. Steger busted out the ol' Michaelangelo chops in furtherance of a perfectly devised scheme to stop taking those brats out to dinner every week.
                    I think she busted out a sharpie so she could get some free food or such. She was so upset with it that she had her photo taken with it and allowed it to be publisbed in a newspaper and on al gore's interweb.
                    PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                    • #11
                      Wait a second... that is clearly a space ship.





                      This lady immediately accused someone of drawing a penis on her hamburger box? What a perv.
                      "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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