Happy Birthday Uncle Ted

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  • Surfah
    Where's Wallace?
    • Nov 2008
    • 33726

    #1

    Happy Birthday Uncle Ted

    Hope it's a good one amigo.
    "Nobody listens to Turtle."
    -Turtle
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  • Coach McGuirk
    1
    • Nov 2008
    • 12109

    #2
    May you kill many furry animals. Happy b-day.

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    • DU Ute
      RIP CUF
      • Dec 2008
      • 7393

      #3
      "In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
      "And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
      "Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute

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      • FN Phat
        I ♥ gateway sex
        • Feb 2009
        • 8691

        #4
        Happy Birthday, Uncle Ted:

        I'm your huckleberry.


        "I love pulling the bone. Really though, what guy doesn't?" - CJF

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        • wuapinmon
          Soul Plumber
          • Dec 2008
          • 30711

          #5
          que los cumplas feliz.
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          "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
          The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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          • TripletDaddy
            sweet triple
            • Nov 2008
            • 58186

            #6
            hbut
            Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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            • Moliere
              One man.....one pie
              • Oct 2009
              • 27858

              #7
              Bon anniversaire oncle Ted!

              FTR, there are truly great men on this board, but Ted is one of the tops.
              "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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              • UtahDan
                *
                • Nov 2008
                • 14496

                #8
                Happy day!

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                • DrumNFeather
                  Invisible Swordsman
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 8854

                  #9
                  Feliz Cumpleaños that's how they say it in Spain!
                  "They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.

                  Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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                  • Jeff Lebowski
                    Corporate lackey for Jesus
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 69632

                    #10
                    Happy b-day Ted. May you get a stranglehold on your birthday and enjoy every second of it.
                    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                    • Moliere
                      One man.....one pie
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 27858

                      #11
                      Originally posted by UtahDan View Post
                      Happy day!
                      Now you don't even believe in birth????
                      "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                      • Uncle Ted
                        The Big 12 money shot.
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 28853

                        #12
                        Thanks everyone. The day is going pretty well so far.
                        "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                        "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                        "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                        • happyone
                          Board Bookworm
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 5394

                          #13
                          Happy Belated b-day

                          I may be small, but I'm slow.

                          A veteran - whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to, "The United States of America ", for an amount of "up to and including my life - it's an honor."

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                          • Blueintheface
                            Senior Member
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 15382

                            #14
                            I would have gotten you a Big 12 invite but I didn't know what size you were, sorry. Happy belated!
                            "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

                            "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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