This would be funnier if it weren't so painfully accurate.
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It made me laugh. A lot.Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View PostThis would be funnier if it weren't so painfully accurate.
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Accurate?! Why was there an opening prayer in EQ? No PH opening exercises?Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View PostThis would be funnier if it weren't so painfully accurate.
Actually, I found it funny as well. Those pastries looked really good, too."Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
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It makes it almost awkward that we all see how bad it really is in priesthood, but it transcends being funny because you realize that that's not how it should be, but the culture is broken.Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View PostThis would be funnier if it weren't so painfully accurate.
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I might use that in my EQ lesson on the Relief Society tomorrow.Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View PostThis would be funnier if it weren't so painfully accurate.
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Originally posted by Pelado View Post
Looking forward to your report.. We already had that lesson or I would of used it as well.Comment
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I like how the other car pulls right up as if nothing happened...Originally posted by lambdacoug View Post
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Nice of them to censor the subtitles, but not the actual audio.Originally posted by lambdacoug View Post
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The funniest thing about the video is how the audience bursts into applause at the end of that weird performance. Although I don't remember that particular episode, I believe it was part of Andy's Gang, a children's TV show from the late 50's when I was part of the target demographic. No wonder I'm so screwed up.Originally posted by Harry Tic View PostComment
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If nothing else, I hope you know that Jesus loves you. Even if he sometimes demonstrates that love through bizarre performance art pieces by his disciples.Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View PostNothing lasts, but nothing is lost.
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In the words of my 13 year old "what the actual f*?"Originally posted by Harry Tic View Post
If you begin to have problems sleeping after watching this, don't blame me. I'm just the messenger.Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
- Howard Aiken
Any sufficiently complicated platform contains an ad hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of half of a functional programming language.
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