Originally posted by MarkGrace
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I'm seriously crying at my desk right now.
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Those kinds of moments have to be the absolute worst for Pat Sajak. I am not sure I could have kept my composure as a host.
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That was great. I'm laughing so hard right now.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
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Amy Schumer is hilarious.
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I really thought the "achilles" bit was the whole video, but on the spot dice spin?Originally posted by Surfah View Post
And I love how it was the same chick that answered every time he misfired.So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.Comment
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She kept winning "house minimum" $1000.Originally posted by MarkGrace View PostI really thought the "achilles" bit was the whole video, but on the spot dice spin?
And I love how it was the same chick that answered every time he misfired.Get confident, stupid
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Mrs. NWC thought that had to be fake. But he had a million dollars on the line! If it is fake, I hope he got something nice out of it."...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
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Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
I'm seriously crying at my desk right now.
Big Ten School..
That was for you YO and DDDComment
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That was my thought as well. Can't be real.Originally posted by Northwestcoug View PostI'm like LeBron James.
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Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
He didn't have a million dollars on the line. He had the chance to play for a million dollars on the line.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach FinstockComment
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He did have a car on the line on the second one.Originally posted by Donuthole View PostGet confident, stupid
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Correct!Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View PostPrepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach FinstockComment
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Slightly NSFW (bleeped language)
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