Damn You Auto Correct! Founder's 25 Favorite of All Time

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  • falafel
    loves to talk on things
    • Mar 2009
    • 37906

    #1

    Damn You Auto Correct! Founder's 25 Favorite of All Time

    I know there's a place for DYAC entries around here, but I couldn't find it.







    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

    Dig your own grave, and save!

    "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

    "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
  • wuapinmon
    Soul Plumber
    • Dec 2008
    • 30711

    #2
    My favorite:

    "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
    The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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    • mUUser
      Giggity
      • Jul 2009
      • 1142

      #3
      This is the funniest website I've ever seen. Had to stop reading cause I couldn't breath anymore.

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      • falafel
        loves to talk on things
        • Mar 2009
        • 37906

        #4
        Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

        Dig your own grave, and save!

        "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

        "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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        • DU Ute
          RIP CUF
          • Dec 2008
          • 7393

          #5
          "In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
          "And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
          "Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute

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          • hostile
            lollygagger
            • Dec 2009
            • 5736

            #6
            Originally posted by mUUser View Post
            This is the funniest website I've ever seen. Had to stop reading cause I couldn't breath anymore.
            Me too. I had to stop because my 9 year old wanted to "read what was so funny"
            "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

            "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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            • falafel
              loves to talk on things
              • Mar 2009
              • 37906

              #7
              Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

              Dig your own grave, and save!

              "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

              "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

              GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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              • falafel
                loves to talk on things
                • Mar 2009
                • 37906

                #8
                Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                Dig your own grave, and save!

                "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                • falafel
                  loves to talk on things
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 37906

                  #9


                  One of the funniest things about DYAC is that you get to see what kind of people have previously texted when autocorrect inserts that word. SHOWMEYOURTITS!
                  Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                  Dig your own grave, and save!

                  "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                  "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                  GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                  • woot
                    Resident Science Cop
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 5531

                    #10
                    Originally posted by falafel View Post


                    One of the funniest things about DYAC is that you get to see what kind of people have previously texted when autocorrect inserts that word. SHOWMEYOURTITS!
                    Either that or people have figured out how fake most of the stuff on there is and are blatantly making fun of that fact.

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                    • falafel
                      loves to talk on things
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 37906

                      #11
                      Originally posted by woot View Post
                      Either that or people have figured out how fake most of the stuff on there is and are blatantly making fun of that fact.
                      Don't ruin it for us.
                      Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                      Dig your own grave, and save!

                      "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                      "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                      • Jeff Lebowski
                        Corporate lackey for Jesus
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 69551

                        #12
                        Originally posted by falafel View Post
                        Don't ruin it for us.
                        No kidding. woot is like the guy who watches the magic show with you and explains how all the tricks are done.
                        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                        • creekster
                          It is NOT a monkey!
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 22661

                          #13
                          Originally posted by woot View Post
                          Either that or people have figured out how fake most of the stuff on there is and are blatantly making fun of that fact.
                          No, see, autocorrect learns your tendencies (repeasted changes are adopted) so the example is either a fake or this guy types that phrase too often.
                          PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                          • woot
                            Resident Science Cop
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 5531

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                            No kidding. woot is like the guy who watches the magic show with you and explains how all the tricks are done.

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                            • Jeff Lebowski
                              Corporate lackey for Jesus
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 69551

                              #15
                              No worries, woot. As an engineer I do the same thing all the time.
                              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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