"Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French and it's all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss and it's all organized by the Italians."
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Ute-ī sunt fīmī differtī
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My wife says I don't listen to her....or something like that."It's devastating, because we lost to a team that's not even in the Pac-12. To lose to Utah State is horrible." - John White IV -
"Jesus is coming. Everybody look busy.""Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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A picture of a chocolate chip raisin cookie with "Raisins ruin everything."I have nothing else to say at this time.Comment
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"It's all bullshit"
Actually, it was written on an index card placed in a "plastic window" on the front of a baseball hat (I guess so he could put the feeling du jour in his cap without having to purchase a new one) of a 80 something year old farmer that has significant lingering effects of polio and is as gruff as they come. He said "flu shots are for pussies". What an awesome guy."Don't expect I'll see you 'till after the race"
"So where does the power come from to see the race to its end...from within"Comment
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Here.
Knock yourself out... they have dozens of good ones.
"We should remember that one man is much the same as another, and that he is best who is trained in the severest school."
-Thucydides
"Study strategy over the years and achieve the spirit of the warrior. Today is victory over yourself of yesterday; tomorrow is your victory over lesser men."-Miyamoto Musashi
Si vis pacem, para bellum
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Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
God forgives many things for an act of mercyAlessandro Manzoni
Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.
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I'm with stupid --->I intend to live forever.
So far, so good.
--Steven WrightComment
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Anything from ThinkGeek, a few I own:
"There are only 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't."
"Go away, or I'll replace you with a very small shell script."
"/* no comment */"Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
- Howard Aiken
Any sufficiently complicated platform contains an ad hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of half of a functional programming language.
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What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
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And this is not safe to click on if your 10-year-old is reading over your shoulder.Originally posted by Devildog View Post
What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
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Yeah, my bad. I should have warned you that T-shirt Hell might not be safe viewing for all (or any) ages.Originally posted by marsupial View PostAnd this is not safe to click on if your 10-year-old is reading over your shoulder."We should remember that one man is much the same as another, and that he is best who is trained in the severest school."
-Thucydides
"Study strategy over the years and achieve the spirit of the warrior. Today is victory over yourself of yesterday; tomorrow is your victory over lesser men."-Miyamoto Musashi
Si vis pacem, para bellum
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My son (a BYU student) is sporting this new shirt:
In case you can't read it, it say "Beards ... Isn't It About Time?""There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creeksterComment
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Love it.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostMy son (a BYU student) is sporting this new shirt:
In case you can't read it, it say "Beards ... Isn't It About Time?"Comment
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I want this one (image was too big).Comment
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