This place is dead. I've got nothing. Goodnight.
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There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.
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Any Mayans up in your neck of the woods?Originally posted by landpoke View Post"In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
"And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
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They have a Last Chance there, too?Originally posted by landpoke View Post
You should ask for a personal stylist to walk you through the Half Yearly pre-sale stuff. They will hold it for you and then you can come back when it is on sale and buy it.Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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Don't be silly. The Last Chance doesn't have sales. You are thinking of Nordstrom proper.Originally posted by TripletDaddy View PostPrepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach FinstockComment
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"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach FinstockComment
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Neiman Marcus is Last Call.Originally posted by wuapinmonNeiman Marcus = Last Chance
Nordstrom = Rack
"Nobody listens to Turtle."-TurtlesigpicComment
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Moran.Originally posted by wuapinmon View PostNeiman Marcus = Last Chance
Nordstrom = Rack
And Dunce.Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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Originally posted by Donuthole View Post"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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What is the collective noun for a combined Moran AND dunce?Originally posted by wuapinmon View PostFitter. Happier. More Productive.
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A law buffet.Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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I'd go with Butt-munch.Originally posted by TripletDaddy View PostIf we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.
"Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney." — Last words of George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000.
"Nothing is too good to be true, nothing is too good to last, nothing is too wonderful to happen." - Florence Scoville ShinnComment
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Heap(s).Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill
"I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear LeaderComment
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lol okay.Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Postwhat I am is what I am and I does what I does.Comment
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