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  • Dwight Schr-ute
    Members Only
    • May 2011
    • 4917
    #61
    Elf on a Shelf

    Damn vermin took out my 8 ft juniper under the cover of darkness. My children are questioning everything they know. Time to call the exterminator.




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    Last edited by Dwight Schr-ute; 12-22-2013, 11:25 AM.
    I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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      • wuapinmon
        Soul Plumber
        • Dec 2008
        • 30711
        #62
        Originally posted by San Juan Sun View Post
        Dang, 6 bottles of syrup?

        And no Aunt Jemima?
        The maple syrups were all gifts from my mom. She thinks I love the stuff. The Hungry Jack is just a small microwave safe bottle that we kept that we refill with Aunt Jemima from Costco or Sam's.
        "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
        The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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          • Vic Vega
            Junior Member
            • Jun 2013
            • 552
            #63
            My wife and I celebrated Christmas Adam for the 10th year in a row. For the past few years it has been the day we do secret Santa with the kids. I guess it has now become a thing and not an afterthought.

            This seems like a great thread to add questionable holiday traditions.

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              • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                Time to camp
                • Nov 2008
                • 26082
                #64
                Originally posted by Vic Vega View Post
                My wife and I celebrated Christmas Adam for the 10th year in a row. For the past few years it has been the day we do secret Santa with the kids. I guess it has now become a thing and not an afterthought.

                This seems like a great thread to add questionable holiday traditions.
                What's Xmas Adam?
                Get confident, stupid
                -landpoke

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                  • Vic Vega
                    Junior Member
                    • Jun 2013
                    • 552
                    #65
                    Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                    What's Xmas Adam?
                    N. The day before Christmas Eve. A pun "invented" by the 4 or 5 year old Ms. Vega, (and countless other children who consider Laffy Taffy wrappers to be excellent humor resources) but not mentioned by many people over the age of 7.

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                      • Dwight Schr-ute
                        Members Only
                        • May 2011
                        • 4917
                        #66
                        Originally posted by Vic Vega View Post
                        N. The day before Christmas Eve. A pun "invented" by the 4 or 5 year old Ms. Vega, (and countless other children who consider Laffy Taffy wrappers to be excellent humor resources) but not mentioned by many people over the age of 7.
                        I don't know that that helped any.


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                        I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                          • Jarid in Cedar
                            CS Institutional Memory
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 13234
                            #67
                            Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                            I don't know that that helped any.


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                            Adam comes before Eve.
                            "The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."

                            "They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."

                            "I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."

                            -Rick Majerus

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                              • ewth8tr
                                Reverend of Irreverence
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 2347
                                #68
                                Originally posted by Jarid in Cedar View Post
                                Adam comes before Eve.
                                Not always

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                                "I don't mind giving the church 10% of my earnings, but 50% of my weekend mornings? Not as long as DirecTV NFL Sunday Ticket is around." - Daniel Tosh

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                                  • Jarid in Cedar
                                    CS Institutional Memory
                                    • Jun 2009
                                    • 13234
                                    #69
                                    Originally posted by ewth8tr View Post
                                    Not always

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                                    In the beginning he did
                                    "The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."

                                    "They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."

                                    "I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."

                                    -Rick Majerus

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