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  • BlueHair
    Boom Bitches!!!
    • Nov 2008
    • 2894

    #1

    Diet Meth

    A question for the doctors on the board. If a guy wanted to lose a few pounds, how long could he take meth before losing teeth and getting nasty acne?
    Just try it once. One beer or one cigarette or one porno movie won't hurt. - Dallin H. Oaks
  • il Padrino Ute
    Junior Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 19161

    #2
    I'm not a doctor, but my guess is that a guy would be to the point that he's committing armed robbery or prosituting himself before his teeth were bad.
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    • Katy Lied
      Senior Member
      • Dec 2008
      • 9435

      #3
      Originally posted by BlueHair View Post
      A question for the doctors on the board. If a guy wanted to lose a few pounds, how long could he take meth before losing teeth and getting nasty acne?
      You know, I've wondered this about Combat Roach killer. Supposedly it works by speeding up the roach's metabolism so much, that the roach can't eat enough to sustain life and basically starves to death.

      Does Combat have a new life as a diet med?

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      • RC Vikings
        Known Heterosexual
        • Nov 2008
        • 8789

        #4
        On the show "1000 Ways to Die". They had a segment on a lady that gave herself a worm and was thrilled with the weight loss but eventually the worm multiplied and took over and it killed her.

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        • marsupial
          Mississippi Queen
          • Nov 2008
          • 3678

          #5
          I could really relate to this quote from A Devil Wears Prada:

          "I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight."

          Danimal was puking a few weeks ago and I told him he was lucky. We had just pigged out the night before and I was jealous that his calories disappeared so easily.
          What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
          -Teenage Dirtbag

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          • Surfah
            Where's Wallace?
            • Nov 2008
            • 33726

            #6
            Originally posted by RC Vikings View Post
            On the show "1000 Ways to Die". They had a segment on a lady that gave herself a worm and was thrilled with the weight loss but eventually the worm multiplied and took over and it killed her.
            This was fairly common practice among horse jockeys 100 years ago I believe.
            "Nobody listens to Turtle."
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            • SoCalCoug
              Ragnar Lodbrok Descendant
              • Nov 2008
              • 5214

              #7
              Originally posted by il Padrino Ute View Post
              I'm not a doctor, but my guess is that a guy would be to the point that he's committing armed robbery or prosituting himself before his teeth were bad.
              Blue Hair might be okay with the prostituting himself, but that armed robbery should certainly give him pause. On the one hand, free money. But on the other, he could get shot.
              If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.

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              • New Mexican Disaster
                Suomalainen
                • Nov 2008
                • 4549

                #8
                Originally posted by BlueHair View Post
                A question for the doctors on the board. If a guy wanted to lose a few pounds, how long could he take meth before losing teeth and getting nasty acne?
                I don't know but one of my clients was down to 80 pounds, but she also has lost her teeth. She is up to a beefy 95 pounds now that she has been off the crank for about 6 months.

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                • BlueHair
                  Boom Bitches!!!
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 2894

                  #9
                  Originally posted by il Padrino Ute View Post
                  I'm not a doctor, but my guess is that a guy would be to the point that he's committing armed robbery or prosituting himself before his teeth were bad.
                  That's good because prostitution is probably hard if you have bad teeth.
                  Just try it once. One beer or one cigarette or one porno movie won't hurt. - Dallin H. Oaks

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                  • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                    Time to camp
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 26082

                    #10
                    Originally posted by BlueHair View Post
                    That's good because prostitution is probably hard if you have bad teeth.
                    You never know.
                    Get confident, stupid
                    -landpoke

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                    • BlueHair
                      Boom Bitches!!!
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 2894

                      #11
                      Originally posted by SoCalCoug View Post
                      Blue Hair might be okay with the prostituting himself, but that armed robbery should certainly give him pause. On the one hand, free money. But on the other, he could get shot.
                      Getting shot wouldn't bother me too much, unless it was winter. I can't stand the thought of lying on the cold wet ground.
                      Just try it once. One beer or one cigarette or one porno movie won't hurt. - Dallin H. Oaks

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                      • New Mexican Disaster
                        Suomalainen
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 4549

                        #12
                        Originally posted by BlueHair View Post
                        That's good because prostitution is probably hard if you have bad teeth.
                        from what I understand the opposite may be true, depending on your specialty.

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