Inked: The Tattoo Thread

[MartyFunkhouser]

LOL. "Never get a tattoo with words you can't read" is definitely wisdom to live by.

My dad, who spent over 25 years of his life in Taiwan/Mainland China/Hong Kong including time training in Chinese calligraphy with Xian masters, along with my Chinese-sister-in-law and the 4 other other siblings or children in my family that served Chinese-speaking missions, all chortle at the stupid Chinese characters they see inked on people.

I hope this and don't get anything tattooed on your butthole are 2 tattoo rules that we all can agree on.

[BigFatMeanie]

I hope this and don't get anything tattooed on your butthole are 2 tattoo rules that we all can agree on.

You'll never sell me on Pokemon, and especially on the virtue of Pokemon tats, but on these 2 rules we can definitely agree.

[MartyFunkhouser]

You'll never sell me on Pokemon, and especially on the virtue of Pokemon tats, but on these 2 rules we can definitely agree.

I will just accept that you do not want joy in your life.

[wuapinmon]

My tattoo is a mix of neo-traditional (the Pokémon) and traditional (the flowers).

I like to think that I had some part in helping you with editing this.

[MartyFunkhouser]

I like to think that I had some part in helping you with editing this.

Well I know that I don't have a tattoo that I would have regretted due to some advice of yours.

[wuapinmon]

Well I know that I don't have a tattoo that I would have regretted due to some advice of yours.

Glad my blurring-the-border-between-advice-and-bullying advice could help.

[Northwestcoug]

So, if I understand correctly, your wife related to you that she's considering travelling across the country so that a man she's never met can repeatedly inject his ink into her? Dude, you need to take that woman on a date.

Maybe I should be a little more concerned like Pelado said. Although I'm pretty certain this tattoo artist prefers the company of men, I got this as a birthday present today:

He was advertising doing commissions last year, and Mrs. NWC jumped on it. I really like the art, but I'm wondering if I should start bracing myself for when she plans the weekend trip to 'get a tattoo',

[MartyFunkhouser]

Getting a tattoo on your chest is much more painful than your arm.

Glad my next one is on my inner forearm.

[MartyFunkhouser]

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[Moliere]

Um, nice tattoo???

[PaloAltoCougar]

Um, nice tattoo???

My first thought was that I was looking at a horrible third degree burn.

[Donuthole]

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I should call her.

[Donuthole]

Um, nice tattoo???

That’s not funk. He’s not nearly that hirsute.

[MartyFunkhouser]

That’s not funk. He’s not nearly that hirsute.

Both of these things are true. Being pasty white and not hairy are both helpful for getting tattoos. It also is clearly not me because I have no wife and want to acquire no wife.

I do think that this persons wife has assured 2 things will happen though:
1) Neal Brennan's neck tattoo theory applies here. This guys wife has assured that he will never have anything but a minimum wage job.
2) The wife has assured her husband will never cheat, because who is going to sleep with someone with a hand tattoo of a vagina.

[clackamascoug]

Both of these things are true. Being pasty white and not hairy are both helpful for getting tattoos. It also is clearly not me because I have no wife and want to acquire no wife.

I do think that this persons wife has assured 2 things will happen though:
1) Neal Brennan's neck tattoo theory applies here. This guys wife has assured that he will never have anything but a minimum wage job.
2) The wife has assured her husband will never cheat, because who is going to sleep with someone with a hand tattoo of a vagina.

If you were married - you'd know that is not a vage - it's representative of the spike that was driven through our Saviors hand.