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  • Pelado
    Bald not naked
    • Sep 2010
    • 21181

    #1

    What were you banned from Cougarboard for?

    Someone should start a "what were you banned for?" thread
    Per Viking's request.

    I'm perhaps least qualified to start this thread since I've never actually been banned over there. I did however get a couple of warnings. Once for intimating that I might visit si.com because of the recent release of the swimsuit issue.

    The other time (just the other day) was for asking if Kellen Moore is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (yes I used the full name) outside of the religion category (no, he isn't even though his wife is and attended BYU).

    So what did all you heathens do over there to get banned?
    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
    - Goatnapper'96
  • wuapinmon
    Soul Plumber
    • Dec 2008
    • 30711

    #2
    Originally posted by Pelado View Post
    Per Viking's request.

    I'm perhaps least qualified to start this thread since I've never actually been banned over there. I did however get a couple of warnings. Once for intimating that I might visit si.com because of the recent release of the swimsuit issue.

    The other time (just the other day) was for asking if Kellen Moore is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (yes I used the full name) outside of the religion category (no, he isn't even though his wife is and attended BYU).

    So what did all you heathens do over there to get banned?
    I've been warned several times for posting about religion without being a donor.
    "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
    The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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    • doctorcoug
      To Win is to Honor Him
      • Jun 2009
      • 2273

      #3
      It has been so long I don't remember. I do remember that it was always very stupid. I never look back.
      "Don't expect I'll see you 'till after the race"

      "So where does the power come from to see the race to its end...from within"

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      • Pelado
        Bald not naked
        • Sep 2010
        • 21181

        #4
        Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
        I've been warned several times for posting about religion without being a donor.
        I thought it funny since I searched the board for it and saw it addressed a couple times in the college football category, but without a definitive answer. So then I ask the question and it gets moved and I get warned.
        "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
        - Goatnapper'96

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        • Moliere
          One man.....one pie
          • Oct 2009
          • 27905

          #5
          I got a permanent ban from the religion category for pointing out the certain mistranslations in the KJV were present in the Book of Mormon.
          "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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          • Uncle Ted
            The Big 12 money shot.
            • Apr 2010
            • 28853

            #6
            I got a permanent ban for not creating an account and hacking the board. CB is so 1996.
            "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
            "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
            "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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            • SoCalCoug
              Ragnar Lodbrok Descendant
              • Nov 2008
              • 5214

              #7
              I've lost count of how many times I've been suspended. I'm pretty sure I've been suspended for a Brian Johnson (BJ) post, and something during BYU-OSU week a few years back. I made a reference once to someone being someone else's wet dream. I got a warning for quoting a Bible verse in my signature (seriously) I've had two week-long suspensions in the last couple of months but I honestly can't remember what they were for. I remember they weren't that bad, but I think I'm on Jefe's stepped-up punishment list for repeat offenders.
              If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.

              "Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney." — Last words of George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000.

              "Nothing is too good to be true, nothing is too good to last, nothing is too wonderful to happen." - Florence Scoville Shinn

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              • SteelBlue
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2008
                • 8190

                #8
                Happy 2005 everybody!

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                • Pelado
                  Bald not naked
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 21181

                  #9
                  Originally posted by SoCalCoug View Post
                  I've lost count of how many times I've been suspended. I'm pretty sure I've been suspended for a Brian Johnson (BJ) post, and something during BYU-OSU week a few years back. I made a reference once to someone being someone else's wet dream. I got a warning for quoting a Bible verse in my signature (seriously) I've had two week-long suspensions in the last couple of months but I honestly can't remember what they were for. I remember they weren't that bad, but I think I'm on Jefe's stepped-up punishment list for repeat offenders.
                  So Puritanical.
                  "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                  - Goatnapper'96

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                  • pellegrino
                    miserere me
                    • Jan 2009
                    • 12100

                    #10
                    I was suspended once for "calling out another poster" and we all know that is always enforced over there.

                    I voluntarily left a while back. I'll check CB every once in a while to see what's on the front page and around conference time to see what people are posting in the religious category.
                    Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                    God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                    Alessandro Manzoni

                    Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                    pelagius

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                    • Commando
                      Explosivo
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 20748

                      #11
                      I replied "wuss" to someone who said The Dark Knight was "too much."
                      "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                      • Pelado
                        Bald not naked
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 21181

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Commando View Post
                        I replied "wuss" to someone who said The Dark Knight was "too much."
                        I can't believe you would stoop to such shameful name calling. Jerk.
                        "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                        - Goatnapper'96

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                        • HBCoug
                          Peanut Gallery Asshat
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 2082

                          #13
                          I think LiveCoug suspended me once for posting a captionless picture of Dirk Nowitzki on the block posting up a defender with a humorous look on his face. The mod explanation read, "this can lead nowhere good." I'm almost certain it was LiveCoug. Either him or Thibious, but those guys are practically twins so who can remember?

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                          • Pheidippides
                            Liberal Feminazi
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 14759

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
                            I got a permanent ban for not creating an account and hacking the board. CB is so 1996.
                            You are my new hero.
                            Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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                            • jay santos
                              Senior Member
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 13652

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                              I got a permanent ban from the religion category for pointing out the certain mistranslations in the KJV were present in the Book of Mormon.
                              Too bad for them. Honestly I perceive you as being one of the very few guys that is aware and interested in LDS apologetic issues that has the closest to a TBM kind of pure faith.

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