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  • RobinFinderson
    Banned
    • Nov 2008
    • 10548

    #1

    What are your superpowers?

    This morning, I was eating a tortilla chip, when a piece of it broke off and began to fall to the floor. My left hand instinctively leaped from its rest and caught the chip at the level of my waist. This is just one of many examples of where I have noticed something falling out of the corner of my eye and stopped it from smashing into the ground. If I'm unable to catch something outright, this instinct will often register that as well, and I will simply break its fall with my foot, bringing it to a slow stop the way a hippie might 'catch' a hacky sack. I'm convinced that I am in possession of superpowers when it comes to this, and many people have commented on this knack.

    What superpowers do you possess?
  • wuapinmon
    Soul Plumber
    • Dec 2008
    • 30711

    #2
    languages
    the ability to make anything said sound sexual
    anger
    "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
    The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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    • RobinFinderson
      Banned
      • Nov 2008
      • 10548

      #3
      Another super power of mine -- I will often begin to trip on something, but I never fall. I am always able to right myself before I hit the ground. So I have the superpower of cat-like balance.

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      • creekster
        It is NOT a monkey!
        • Nov 2008
        • 22661

        #4
        Originally posted by RobinFinderson View Post
        I will often begin to trip on something,
        I have never seen a cat trip on anything.
        PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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        • RobinFinderson
          Banned
          • Nov 2008
          • 10548

          #5
          Originally posted by creekster View Post
          I have never seen a cat trip on anything.
          This is a super-power that only kicks in after I have begun to fall. Yes, it is has some limited usefulness, but might come in handy one day on my motorcycle.

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          • CJF
            Senior Member
            • Nov 2008
            • 8499

            #6
            So you're Taco?
            A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Mohammad Ali

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            • Katy Lied
              Senior Member
              • Dec 2008
              • 9435

              #7
              I have insane color memory. I can remember the color of something I saw 5 years ago.

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              • RobinFinderson
                Banned
                • Nov 2008
                • 10548

                #8
                Originally posted by CJF View Post
                So you're Taco?
                I am not Taco, however if Taco is a being in possession of similar superpowers, then s/he can count her lucky stars.

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                • CJF
                  Senior Member
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 8499

                  #9
                  Originally posted by RobinFinderson View Post
                  I am not Taco, however if Taco is a being in possession of similar superpowers, then s/he can count her lucky stars.
                  He loves weed, plays the guitar, has great reflexes to catch a falling cake, and is an evil genius.
                  A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Mohammad Ali

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                  • MarkGrace
                    Grooveshark dick tease
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 31546

                    #10
                    Ability to get over the Utah game by the next day.
                    So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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                    • TripletDaddy
                      sweet triple
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 58186

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post
                      I have insane color memory. I can remember the color of something I saw 5 years ago.
                      you once said you owned a "red" USC hoodie.
                      Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

                      sigpic

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                      • RobinFinderson
                        Banned
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 10548

                        #12
                        Originally posted by CJF View Post
                        He loves weed, plays the guitar, has great reflexes to catch a falling cake, and is an evil genius.
                        I do not play the guitar!

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                        • UteStar
                          Sexiest Poster in Town
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 2419

                          #13
                          Superpowers:

                          Pure sexiness
                          Abs
                          Dancing ability

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                          • Katy Lied
                            Senior Member
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 9435

                            #14
                            Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                            you once said you owned a "red" USC hoodie.
                            I would have been more accurate on the SC boards.

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                            • CJF
                              Senior Member
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 8499

                              #15
                              Originally posted by RobinFinderson View Post
                              I do not play the guitar!
                              This isn't you?

                              A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Mohammad Ali

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