File this under 'I've made a huge mistake'

[Parrot Head]

I read this article yesterday and thought that this guy definitely gets the Gob Bluth Award for Huge Mistakiness. He says he has no regrets, but... really?

Apple's Third Co-Founder and the $35 Billion He Left Behind

And while we're all familiar with Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak, you probably have never heard of Ronald Wayne, Apple's third-co-founder, who bailed out early, and gave up his ten percent stake in Apple for $800.

Had he kept it, that stake would be worth $35 billion today.

But he insists he has absolutely no regrets.

[landpoke]

Yeah, he's lying. Hey, he coulda bought back in in the early 2000's and done alright. IF he were smart enough to hold onto to the stock and not do something "prudent" like sell it after it doubled.

[wuapinmon]

[clackamascoug]

Are you saying you invested all your money in Mega Clitz and only recently found out that it wasn't really about hair cutting as much as female circumcision?

[Non Sequitur]

I remember going to a traditional barber shop as a kid. It had a barber pole and Playboys on the table. That's old school, back when men were men.

[old_gregg]

Are you saying you invested all your money in Mega Clitz and only recently found out that it wasn't really about hair cutting as much as female circumcision?

that probably could have been in grey text man

[Dwight Schr-ute]

Probably the worst transformer.

[Pelado]

Probably the worst transformer.