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  • MarkGrace
    Grooveshark dick tease
    • Dec 2008
    • 31546

    #31
    Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
    Hot and dumb. She got knocked up in 9th grade.
    Sounds like she needed to learn how to say "no gracias" instead.
    So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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    • Donuthole
      Official Outgayer
      • Nov 2008
      • 25241

      #32
      Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
      Sounds like she needed to learn how to say "no gracias" instead.
      No means yes!
      Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

      There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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      • HuskyFreeNorthwest
        Time to camp
        • Nov 2008
        • 26082

        #33
        Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
        Hot and dumb. She got knocked up in 9th grade.
        Did you get a moment like this?
        [YOUTUBE]coYY7V9AVPc[/YOUTUBE]
        Get confident, stupid
        -landpoke

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        • Jeff Lebowski
          Corporate lackey for Jesus
          • Nov 2008
          • 69583

          #34
          Originally posted by statman View Post
          The "Fark" thing has always been more prevalent in Spanish Fark than American Fark. As the last farmers in AF moved out, the 'Fark' moved with them.
          My dad always pronounced it "Spaneesh Fark".
          "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
          "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
          "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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          • wuapinmon
            Soul Plumber
            • Dec 2008
            • 30711

            #35
            My wife is from St. George. Her entire family is from there. Some of them are cattlemen. I've heard the following from their mouths:

            1. "My son is on a mission in Bore-bay-dos and he asked us to send him some candy bores."

            2. "You're comparing apples an' ARENGES."

            3. "I grew up in St. JARGE."

            4. "He went acrosst the parking lot......"

            5. "That man drowndead to death."

            6. For = "fur"

            7. "We've got some queuepons for Little Caesar's."

            8. "I love chips and saltsa from Paúla's."
            "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
            The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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            • Donuthole
              Official Outgayer
              • Nov 2008
              • 25241

              #36
              Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
              8. "I love chips and saltsa from Paúla's."
              Mmmm. Paúla's. Delish.
              Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

              There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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              • wuapinmon
                Soul Plumber
                • Dec 2008
                • 30711

                #37
                Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                Mmmm. Paúla's. Delish.
                Like my wife, I'll allow you to claim "delish" status for something you grew up with. For outsiders, Paúla's Cazuela, aside from their incorrect ú, lost me forever when they switched from Coke to Pepsi. Other than a good quesadilla, no hay por qúe.
                "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                • SuperGabers
                  aka... UtahDan's Wifey
                  • May 2009
                  • 2182

                  #38
                  Originally posted by cougjunkie View Post
                  My mother in law calls the days of the week:

                  Mon-DEE Tues-DEE Wedne-Dee, etc. She also uses Melk (Milk), Crick (Creek), Pellow (Pillow) and so on.
                  Same here cj.

                  I also hate how people refer to Hurricane, Utah as Hurriken.

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                  • falafel
                    loves to talk on things
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 37928

                    #39
                    Originally posted by SuperGabers View Post
                    I also hate how people refer to Hurricane, Utah as Hurriken.
                    No, no, that's a separate issue entirely. That's just how its pronounced. No way are you calling it Hurricane like the weather phenomenon. If you do, I demand that you also start referring to Spain as "Espana."
                    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                    Dig your own grave, and save!

                    "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                    "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                    • wuapinmon
                      Soul Plumber
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 30711

                      #40
                      Originally posted by falafel View Post
                      No, no, that's a separate issue entirely. That's just how its pronounced. No way are you calling it Hurricane like the weather phenomenon. If you do, I demand that you also start referring to Spain as "Espana."
                      España, puto.
                      "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                      The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                      • falafel
                        loves to talk on things
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 37928

                        #41
                        Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                        España, puto.
                        I don't have the knowledge to put a ~ over my n.
                        Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                        Dig your own grave, and save!

                        "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                        "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                        • SuperGabers
                          aka... UtahDan's Wifey
                          • May 2009
                          • 2182

                          #42
                          Originally posted by falafel View Post
                          No, no, that's a separate issue entirely. That's just how its pronounced. No way are you calling it Hurricane like the weather phenomenon. If you do, I demand that you also start referring to Spain as "Espana."
                          How do you spell the town fally?

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                          • falafel
                            loves to talk on things
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 37928

                            #43
                            Originally posted by SuperGabers View Post
                            How do you spell the town fally?
                            How do you pronounce "colonel"?
                            Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                            Dig your own grave, and save!

                            "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                            "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                            • wuapinmon
                              Soul Plumber
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 30711

                              #44
                              Originally posted by falafel View Post
                              I don't have the knowledge to put a ~ over my n.
                              Make sure your numlock is on. Hold down the alt key and then hit 164 on your numeric keypad. When you let go of the alt key >>>>> ñ
                              "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                              The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                              • Donuthole
                                Official Outgayer
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 25241

                                #45
                                Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                                Like my wife, I'll allow you to claim "delish" status for something you grew up with. For outsiders, Paúla's Cazuela, aside from their incorrect ú, lost me forever when they switched from Coke to Pepsi. Other than a good quesadilla, no hay por qúe.
                                The difference is, i'm being facetious. Paula's is very average to poor, run of the mill Mexi-american food. But the locals rave about it. So much so that it is pretty much a running gag in my family.
                                Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                                There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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