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  • SoonerCoug
    Joycelyn Elders Supporter
    • Nov 2008
    • 4680

    #1

    "Shit my students write"

    Interesting blog:

    Evidence of the true cost of educational funding cuts: a compendium of reports from the field


    Good quotes:

    "The potato literally encouraged the Irish to overbreed."

    "Like I said in the introduction, Planned Parenthood has affected me directly. Knowing from doctors telling me in the past and friends encouraging me, I knew after I lost my virginity I should go in for an annual. I scheduled at the campus clinic and the test results came back fine and I went on with my life. I broke it off with the guy I was seeing and proceeded to sleep around with a few guys. A couple months later I noticed things growing on my vagina and I was scared. I asked my friend what to do and she advised me to go to the local Planned Parenthood clinic. I felt this was my only option as I couldn’t have something like this show up on my parents’ insurance. After testing the nurse there informed me I had genital warts from a strand of HPV and I need to get a prescription."

    "The rebel and onion armies showed grose negligence by having many of their battles right inside national parks, like Gettysburg."

    "Macbeth couldn’t have loved Lady Macbeth because he was crazy and too busy hallucinating witches and stuff. Also, crazy people can’t do it without going crazy midway through."
    That which may be asserted without evidence may be dismissed without evidence. -C. Hitchens

    http://twitter.com/SoonerCoug
  • SoonerCoug
    Joycelyn Elders Supporter
    • Nov 2008
    • 4680

    #2
    Here's another awful one:

    "Please keep in mind while reading the following; I am in no way trying to be racist. It may come off like that, but it is just to support what I think. Instead of accepting that Hispanics and white will be one, I want Hispanics to stop coming to America, and go back to where they came from. This sounds bad, but I just wants best for me and everyone I know."
    That which may be asserted without evidence may be dismissed without evidence. -C. Hitchens

    http://twitter.com/SoonerCoug

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    • DU Ute
      RIP CUF
      • Dec 2008
      • 7393

      #3
      "Like a woman seduces a horny man, Hitler captivated the people of Germany."

      Does this imply Germany was asking for it?
      "In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
      "And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
      "Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute

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      • BoylenOver
        Junior Member
        • Nov 2008
        • 9146

        #4
        "The Sexual Revolution was led by Karl Marx."

        "Maybelline present us with a low modality statement saying “maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Maybelline”. With this we see that the speaker is not sure if the actor was born that way or if she is using Maybelline products."

        Great stuff.
        "I don't know the origin of said bitch booming."-Art Vandelay
        "Hot Lunch posted awhile back on this. He knows more than anyone except for maybe BO."-Seattle Ute

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