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  • Katy Lied
    Senior Member
    • Dec 2008
    • 9435

    #1

    Let him eat cake

    I had to write a thank you email to someone who arranged a tour for a group of us (and served as tour guide). My email wasn't very long--just 3 sentances. It included the following:

    The tour was fast but thorough, and you were as sharp as a tack. I enjoyed touring the facility, and picking up tips on...

    Wonder if he'll get it.
  • creekster
    It is NOT a monkey!
    • Nov 2008
    • 22661

    #2
    Did you put up your hair and pick up the slack?
    PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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    • NorthwestUteFan
      אלוף
      • Oct 2010
      • 3384

      #3
      Katy/Kitty/Karen,

      What were you wearing?

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      • Green Lantern
        Has overcome great fear
        • Aug 2009
        • 2289

        #4
        I bet your fingernails shine like justice.
        Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

        None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

        I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

        --Portland Ute

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        • Joe Public
          8.1 YPC
          • Apr 2011
          • 8506

          #5
          It sounds like you cut through that red tape with a machete. By the way, how's the new white Chrysler?
          "What are you prepared to do?" - Jimmy Malone

          "What choice?" - Abe Petrovsky

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          • Jeff Lebowski
            Corporate lackey for Jesus
            • Nov 2008
            • 69536

            #6
            Nicely done, KL.

            Reminds me of my post to ExUte:



            I think it went right over his head.
            "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
            "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
            "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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            • Lost Student
              BAND!
              • Nov 2008
              • 4324

              #7
              I feel dumb Is there a hidden message in your post? I have no idea what 83.3% of the posts in this thread mean or are referring to.
              "Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
              "The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
              This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
              "I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
              "I too was fortunate to leave with my same balls."--byu71

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              • falafel
                loves to talk on things
                • Mar 2009
                • 37899

                #8
                Originally posted by Lost_Student View Post
                I feel dumb Is there a hidden message in your post? I have no idea what 83.3% of the posts in this thread mean or are referring to.
                whew. I don't get it either.
                Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                Dig your own grave, and save!

                "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                • NorthwestUteFan
                  אלוף
                  • Oct 2010
                  • 3384

                  #9
                  Let them eat CAKE.

                  [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmFcYddXjkE"]YouTube - Cake- Short Skirt, Long Jacket lyrics[/nomedia]

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                  • falafel
                    loves to talk on things
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 37899

                    #10
                    If this really is a CAKE reference, then I'll say there's no way he got it.
                    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                    Dig your own grave, and save!

                    "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                    "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                    • Lost Student
                      BAND!
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 4324

                      #11
                      Cool. My understanding of the posts in this thread has now gone up to 100%.
                      "Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
                      "The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
                      This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
                      "I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
                      "I too was fortunate to leave with my same balls."--byu71

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                      • TripletDaddy
                        sweet triple
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 58186

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Lost_Student View Post
                        Cool. My understanding of the posts in this thread has now gone up to 100%.
                        You should have left the UtahDan quote in your sig line. that one always makes me laugh.
                        Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

                        sigpic

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                        • Jeff Lebowski
                          Corporate lackey for Jesus
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 69536

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                          Nicely done, KL.

                          Reminds me of my post to ExUte:



                          I think it went right over his head.
                          On second thought, I haven't seen ExUte around in ages. Perhaps he did get it.
                          "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                          "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                          "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                          • NorthwestUteFan
                            אלוף
                            • Oct 2010
                            • 3384

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                            On second thought, I haven't seen ExUte around in ages. Perhaps he did get it.
                            multiple self-quotes?

                            Learn to buck up

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                            • Jeff Lebowski
                              Corporate lackey for Jesus
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 69536

                              #15
                              Originally posted by NorthwestUteFan View Post
                              multiple self-quotes?

                              Learn to buck up
                              Yeah, I always feel a little sheepish quoting myself but how else does on add context in such a situation?
                              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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