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  • 1337coug
    Junior Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 578

    #1

    I'm sorry Wuap...

    "Tropical Race Four, a soil-born fungus, has been destroying bananas across the world. It kills the plant and makes bananas smell like garbage. That deadly fungus is expected to hit Central America, which is where we get all our bananas from."

    Could this be the end of bananas?

    http://gizmodo.com/5724863/a-fungus-...of-our-bananas

  • Indy Coug
    Heartless Bastard
    • Dec 2008
    • 18747

    #2
    ConDolences
    Everything in life is an approximation.

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    • wuapinmon
      Soul Plumber
      • Dec 2008
      • 30711

      #3
      I've been warning about this for years; Ugandans get almost 70% of their calories from bananas. The calamity that will follow the banana failure is an annoyance to us. People in Africa and Asia will die over competition for supremely scarce resources. I'm more concerned with Sigatoka and Panama Disease.

      But, never fear, there are other varieties with immunity to the current diseases. However, I'm not sure how quickly the world will adjust to bananas with seeds. And their commercial viability will not help the indigent subsistence people who will starve....crushing population pressure, more and more each day, every time the Gates Foundation inoculates someone with a concurrent investment in agriculture.......
      "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
      The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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      • pellegrino
        miserere me
        • Jan 2009
        • 12100

        #4
        Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
        I've been warning about this for years; Ugandans get almost 70% of their calories from bananas. The calamity that will follow the banana failure is an annoyance to us. People in Africa and Asia will die over competition for supremely scarce resources. I'm more concerned with Sigatoka and Panama Disease.

        But, never fear, there are other varieties with immunity to the current diseases. However, I'm not sure how quickly the world will adjust to bananas with seeds. And their commercial viability will not help the indigent subsistence people who will starve....crushing population pressure, more and more each day, every time the Gates Foundation inoculates someone with a concurrent investment in agriculture.......
        Can nothing be done? Is the day of the Cavendish over?
        Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
        God forgives many things for an act of mercy
        Alessandro Manzoni

        Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

        pelagius

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        • Donuthole
          Official Outgayer
          • Nov 2008
          • 25304

          #5
          Sounds like the problema is both grande y Chiquita.
          Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

          There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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          • wuapinmon
            Soul Plumber
            • Dec 2008
            • 30711

            #6
            Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
            Can nothing be done? Is the day of the Cavendish over?
            It's a delaying action, but it's not in the Americas yet (to my knowledge, and I follow this stuff for my research). Improper husbandry practices by unskilled workers switching employers spread most pathogens around.
            "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
            The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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            • Coach McGuirk
              1
              • Nov 2008
              • 12109

              #7
              Is Tropical Race Four also known as FlynHawiian30?

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              • pellegrino
                miserere me
                • Jan 2009
                • 12100

                #8
                Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                It's a delaying action, but it's not in the Americas yet (to my knowledge, and I follow this stuff for my research). Improper husbandry practices by unskilled workers switching employers spread most pathogens around.
                sounds like a grant from Bill and Melinda could help with this. Write a proposal.
                Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                Alessandro Manzoni

                Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                pelagius

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                • Uncle Ted
                  The Big 12 money shot.
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 28853

                  #9
                  Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                  It's a delaying action, but it's not in the Americas yet (to my knowledge, and I follow this stuff for my research). Improper husbandry practices by unskilled workers switching employers spread most pathogens around.
                  This reminds me of an interesting article I read a while back about the unfortunate sex life of the banana

                  The humble banana almost seems like a miracle of nature. Colourful, nutritious, and much cherished by children, monkeys and clowns, it has a favoured position in the planet’s fruitbowls. The banana is vitally important in many regions of the tropics, where different parts of the plant are used for clothing, paper and tableware, and where the fruit itself is an essential dietary staple. People across the globe appreciate the soft, nourishing flesh, the snack-sized portions, and the easy-peel covering that conveniently changes colour to indicate ripeness. Individual fruit—or fingers—sit comfortably in the human hand, readily detached from their close-packed companions. Indeed, the banana appears almost purpose-designed for efficient human consumption and distribution. It is difficult to conceive of a more fortuitous fruit.

                  The banana, however, is a freakish and fragile genetic mutant; one that has survived through the centuries due to the sustained application of selective breeding by diligent humans. Indeed, the “miraculous” banana is far from being a no-strings-attached gift from nature. Its cheerful appearance hides a fatal flaw— one that threatens its proud place in the grocery basket. The banana’s problem can be summed up in a single word: sex.
                  "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                  "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                  "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                  GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                  • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                    Time to camp
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 26082

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
                    wuap's new permanent avatar.
                    Get confident, stupid
                    -landpoke

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