Including your mission, what big cities have you lived in?

[Viking]

I have never lived in a big city. I have never lived more than 4 miles from I-35. I have never been out of the country. (I also never went on a mission, but I suppose that goes without saying.)

You might be an Okie, but I have respect for those loyal to their lands.

I've done nothing but confirm the criticism of my best buddies in Texas, which is that I'm a carpet-bagging Yankee. My friends--everyone--remain in Texas.

I am beyond excited to attend the BYU/UT game with my best childhood friend (really, a brother to me...he and doctorcoug even look alike now that the good doc has gained about 50 pounds) who is one of the most prominent ambulance chasers in Texas. He's a Red Raider and I've decided to cheer for the Cougars, so I set high odds that we will be escorted out of the stadium at some point near the fourth quarter as I suspect we'll show up already fairly inebriated and it will only get worse as the game goes on.

Anyone else want to sit with us?