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  • landpoke
    Never once baby snatched
    • Nov 2008
    • 4183

    #1

    Hello Last Chance my old friend

    I've come to talk with you again.

    Christmas eve eve yeah.
    There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.

    Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.

    Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
    Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
    …
    Tomorrow is Saturday
    And Sunday comes afterwards
  • landpoke
    Never once baby snatched
    • Nov 2008
    • 4183

    #2
    Originally posted by landpoke View Post
    I've come to talk with you again.

    Christmas eve eve yeah.
    Already had a gal screaming @ a guy. Something about he's a friend and this f+++++++ town or some such. I'm not sure what it was about actually.
    There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.

    Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.

    Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
    Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
    …
    Tomorrow is Saturday
    And Sunday comes afterwards

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    • landpoke
      Never once baby snatched
      • Nov 2008
      • 4183

      #3
      Originally posted by landpoke View Post
      Already had a gal screaming @ a guy. Something about he's a friend and this f+++++++ town or some such. I'm not sure what it was about actually.
      I had one too many +'s there. But you already knew that.
      There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.

      Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.

      Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
      Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
      …
      Tomorrow is Saturday
      And Sunday comes afterwards

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      • landpoke
        Never once baby snatched
        • Nov 2008
        • 4183

        #4
        Originally posted by landpoke View Post
        I had one too many +'s there. But you already knew that.
        FYI. Sometimes playing to you people's delicate sensibilities is a bit taxing.
        There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.

        Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.

        Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
        Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
        …
        Tomorrow is Saturday
        And Sunday comes afterwards

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        • landpoke
          Never once baby snatched
          • Nov 2008
          • 4183

          #5
          Originally posted by landpoke View Post
          FYI. Sometimes playing to you people's delicate sensibilities is a bit taxing.
          "Oh it smells like f++++++ (mumble) she says as she walks in. On the other hand they have farm fresh eggs for $3 a dozen.
          There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.

          Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.

          Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
          Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
          …
          Tomorrow is Saturday
          And Sunday comes afterwards

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          • landpoke
            Never once baby snatched
            • Nov 2008
            • 4183

            #6
            Originally posted by landpoke View Post
            "Oh it smells like f++++++ (mumble) she says as she walks in. On the other hand they have farm fresh eggs for $3 a dozen.
            Apparently the Basque are a "passionate people". As my high school football coach always said: Excuses are like assholes.
            There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.

            Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.

            Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
            Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
            …
            Tomorrow is Saturday
            And Sunday comes afterwards

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            • landpoke
              Never once baby snatched
              • Nov 2008
              • 4183

              #7
              Originally posted by landpoke View Post
              Apparently the Basque are a "passionate people". As my high school football coach always said: Excuses are like assholes.
              "Who the hell knows?". Indeed.
              There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.

              Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.

              Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
              Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
              …
              Tomorrow is Saturday
              And Sunday comes afterwards

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              • landpoke
                Never once baby snatched
                • Nov 2008
                • 4183

                #8
                Originally posted by landpoke View Post
                "Who the hell knows?". Indeed.
                The bar has fragmented. There are a fuLl 5 bar stools between me and the closest patron. Pussies.
                There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.

                Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.

                Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
                Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
                …
                Tomorrow is Saturday
                And Sunday comes afterwards

                Comment

                • landpoke
                  Never once baby snatched
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 4183

                  #9
                  Originally posted by landpoke View Post
                  The bar has fragmented. There are a fuLl 5 bar stools between me and the closest patron. Pussies.
                  "I'LL HAVE A COORS ORIGINAL!". My man.
                  There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.

                  Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.

                  Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
                  Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
                  …
                  Tomorrow is Saturday
                  And Sunday comes afterwards

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                  • landpoke
                    Never once baby snatched
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 4183

                    #10
                    Originally posted by landpoke View Post
                    "I'LL HAVE A COORS ORIGINAL!". My man.
                    GOODNIGHT BIG HORN METROPLEX!
                    There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.

                    Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.

                    Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
                    Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
                    …
                    Tomorrow is Saturday
                    And Sunday comes afterwards

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                    • wuapinmon
                      Soul Plumber
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 30711

                      #11
                      Originally posted by landpoke View Post
                      GOODNIGHT BIG HORN METROPLEX!
                      It seems a little early.
                      "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                      The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                      • SoCalCoug
                        Ragnar Lodbrok Descendant
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 5214

                        #12
                        Originally posted by landpoke View Post
                        I had one too many +'s there. But you already knew that.
                        Yeah, that really mesed me up. All I could come up with was "foreskin."
                        If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.

                        "Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney." — Last words of George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000.

                        "Nothing is too good to be true, nothing is too good to last, nothing is too wonderful to happen." - Florence Scoville Shinn

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                        • Katy Lied
                          Senior Member
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 9435

                          #13
                          Originally posted by landpoke View Post
                          "Oh it smells like f++++++ (mumble) she says as she walks by.
                          Originally posted by landpoke View Post
                          There are a fuLl 5 bar stools between me and the closest patron.

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                          • pellegrino
                            miserere me
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 12100

                            #14
                            Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                            It seems a little early.
                            either way, it's good to have him back
                            Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                            God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                            Alessandro Manzoni

                            Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                            pelagius

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                            • Surfah
                              Where's Wallace?
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 33726

                              #15
                              Been too long for one of these.
                              "Nobody listens to Turtle."
                              -Turtle
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