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  • LA Ute
    Receiver of Memory
    • Nov 2008
    • 19512

    #1

    So You Want to Go to Law School?

    This apparently has gone viral among law students:

    [YOUTUBE]nMvARy0lBLE[/YOUTUBE]

    It's pretty tough on the practice but there are kernels of truth.
    “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
    ― W.H. Auden


    "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
    -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


    "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
    --Antoine de Saint-Exupery
  • Jeff Lebowski
    Corporate lackey for Jesus
    • Nov 2008
    • 69556

    #2
    Viral indeed:

    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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    • LA Ute
      Receiver of Memory
      • Nov 2008
      • 19512

      #3
      Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
      And I thought it was a new find. What is the fine for re-posting such material?

      (You can delete this thread if you want to.)
      “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
      ― W.H. Auden


      "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
      -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


      "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
      --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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      • CardiacCoug
        вот так штука
        • Nov 2008
        • 11013

        #4
        Some nice lines there:

        Law students are like a "distilled bunch of the biggest assholes you knew in college."

        And regarding the right to a fair trial: "You realize all of them are guilty, right?"

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        • hostile
          lollygagger
          • Dec 2009
          • 5736

          #5
          Here's one about my profession that I found amusing
          [youtube]3rTsvb2ef5k[/youtube]
          "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

          "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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          • ERCougar
            Junior Member
            • Nov 2008
            • 10978

            #6
            Originally posted by hostile View Post
            Here's one about my profession that I found amusing
            [youtube]3rTsvb2ef5k[/youtube]
            LOL...I'm sure you've heard this one: How do you keep a dollar bill from an orthopedic surgeon? (By the way, I can only tell this because I'm sure you could put a similar video about ER docs describing fractures to you..."What bone is fractured?" "Uh...the leg bone?" "Which one?" "The big one?" "Femur?" "Yeah that..." "What part?" "Uh...can you just look at the X-ray?")

            Here's one from my field. The UC played it to me right after I about choked the fifth patient in a row who was looking for drugs. This SO nailed it, right down to the Sierra Mist and meal tray (of which we had two sitting on the front desk)...

            [YOUTUBE]_m64cy1MMPg[/YOUTUBE]
            Last edited by ERCougar; 10-20-2010, 07:40 PM.
            At least the Big Ten went after a big-time addition in Nebraska; the Pac-10 wanted a game so badly, it added Utah
            -Berry Trammel, 12/3/10

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            • HuskyFreeNorthwest
              Time to camp
              • Nov 2008
              • 26082

              #7
              [YOUTUBE]diX7e_9hLAo&[/YOUTUBE]
              Get confident, stupid
              -landpoke

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              • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                Time to camp
                • Nov 2008
                • 26082

                #8
                [YOUTUBE]ikvcS3Oe-oA[/YOUTUBE]
                Get confident, stupid
                -landpoke

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                • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                  Time to camp
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 26082

                  #9
                  [YOUTUBE]FL7yD-0pqZg&[/YOUTUBE]

                  This might be my favorite, but has some swears in it.
                  Get confident, stupid
                  -landpoke

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                  • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                    Time to camp
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 26082

                    #10
                    [YOUTUBE]9wI1iz7I-B8&[/YOUTUBE]
                    Get confident, stupid
                    -landpoke

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                    • hostile
                      lollygagger
                      • Dec 2009
                      • 5736

                      #11
                      Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                      [YOUTUBE]FL7yD-0pqZg&[/YOUTUBE]

                      This might be my favorite, but has some swears in it.
                      That one is funny.
                      "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

                      "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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                      • SoCalCoug
                        Ragnar Lodbrok Descendant
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 5214

                        #12
                        I just signed up. I'm going to try to go viral!
                        If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.

                        "Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney." — Last words of George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000.

                        "Nothing is too good to be true, nothing is too good to last, nothing is too wonderful to happen." - Florence Scoville Shinn

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                        • hostile
                          lollygagger
                          • Dec 2009
                          • 5736

                          #13
                          Originally posted by ERCougar View Post
                          LOL...I'm sure you've heard this one: How do you keep a dollar bill from an orthopedic surgeon? (By the way, I can only tell this because I'm sure you could put a similar video about ER docs describing fractures to you..."What bone is fractured?" "Uh...the leg bone?" "Which one?" "The big one?" "Femur?" "Yeah that..." "What part?" "Uh...can you just look at the X-ray?")

                          Here's one from my field. The UC played it to me right after I about choked the fifth patient in a row who was looking for drugs. This SO nailed it, right down to the Sierra Mist and meal tray (f which we had two sitting on the front desk)...

                          [YOUTUBE]_m64cy1MMPg[/YOUTUBE]
                          I forgot about that one, hadn't seen it in a while- hilarious.
                          "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

                          "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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                          • LA Ute
                            Receiver of Memory
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 19512

                            #14
                            [YOUTUBE]kWoQWoRjfGs#![/YOUTUBE]
                            “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
                            ― W.H. Auden


                            "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
                            -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


                            "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
                            --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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                            • LA Ute
                              Receiver of Memory
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 19512

                              #15
                              Number of LSAT Test-Takers Falls 16.4%

                              There have not been this few LSAT test-takers in October since 1999.
                              “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
                              ― W.H. Auden


                              "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
                              -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


                              "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
                              --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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