Things I have learned at my all day seminar:

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  • Pheidippides
    Liberal Feminazi
    • Nov 2008
    • 14759

    #1

    Things I have learned at my all day seminar:

    1. Reading contracts before signing is a good idea.
    2. Courts will read the contract to figure out what the contract means.
    2a. This is true in Britain too.
    3. Well explosions are bad.
    4. America effing rules!

    I feel guilty for getting CLE credit for this.
    Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.
  • UtahDan
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    • Nov 2008
    • 14496

    #2
    Originally posted by nikuman View Post
    1. Reading contracts before signing is a good idea.
    2. Courts will read the contract to figure out what the contract means.
    2a. This is true in Britain too.
    3. Well explosions are bad.
    4. America effing rules!

    I feel guilty for getting CLE credit for this.
    That you are at an all day CLE in October tells me that you and I have the same approach to to CLEs: wait until the month they are due then look around for one or two that go all day.

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    • Indy Coug
      Heartless Bastard
      • Dec 2008
      • 18747

      #3
      That's better than my 7702/7702A tax seminar in Washington DC where it amounted to nothing more than a Q&A session where the IRS would respond to every question with "The Service hasn't provided guidance on that topic yet."
      Last edited by Indy Coug; 10-13-2010, 01:12 PM.
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      • Pheidippides
        Liberal Feminazi
        • Nov 2008
        • 14759

        #4
        Originally posted by UtahDan View Post
        That you are at an all day CLE in October tells me that you and I have the same approach to to CLEs: wait until the month they are due then look around for one or two that go all day.
        Lol, actually this one was recommended for work as it was supposed to be directly relevant to my practice (I don't need any more CLE credit for two years). Nobody told me it was relevant on a remedial level.
        Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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        • thesaint258
          aka Benito Hazard
          • Jan 2009
          • 3005

          #5
          Originally posted by nikuman View Post
          1. Reading contracts before signing is a good idea.
          2. Courts will read the contract to figure out what the contract means.
          2a. This is true in Britain too.
          3. Well explosions are bad.
          4. America effing rules!

          I feel guilty for getting CLE credit for this.
          I am always amazed at the number of business that won't 1) read the contract before signing or 2) hire a lawyer to read it for them. It's simply astounding.
          Not that, sickos.

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          • UtahDan
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            • Nov 2008
            • 14496

            #6
            Originally posted by thesaint258 View Post
            I am always amazed at the number of business that won't 1) read the contract before signing or 2) hire a lawyer to read it for them. It's simply astounding.
            Or stranger still have a contract drafted and not follow it or really know what it says.

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            • HuskyFreeNorthwest
              Time to camp
              • Nov 2008
              • 26082

              #7
              Those all seem valuable, except the Britain one.
              Get confident, stupid
              -landpoke

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              • falafel
                loves to talk on things
                • Mar 2009
                • 37950

                #8
                Originally posted by thesaint258 View Post
                I am always amazed at the number of business that won't 1) read the contract before signing or 2) hire a lawyer to read it for them. It's simply astounding.
                Or 3) have a lawyer draft the contract for them. We had a huuuuuge case that could have been resolved for very little if the company had not tried to take an old contract and retrofit it to a new non-analogous situation. Instead it generated over $2M in legal fees for our firm.
                Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                Dig your own grave, and save!

                "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                • UtahDan
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                  • Nov 2008
                  • 14496

                  #9
                  Originally posted by falafel View Post
                  Or 3) have a lawyer draft the contract for them. We had a huuuuuge case that could have been resolved for very little if the company had not tried to take an old contract and retrofit it to a new non-analogous situation. Instead it generated over $2M in legal fees.
                  Lol. But this is what lots of lawyers do.

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                  • falafel
                    loves to talk on things
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 37950

                    #10
                    Originally posted by UtahDan View Post
                    Lol. But this is what lots of lawyers do.
                    Exactly. Leave it to the experts.
                    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                    Dig your own grave, and save!

                    "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                    "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                    • Pheidippides
                      Liberal Feminazi
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 14759

                      #11
                      Just learned that people in Price, UT suck. Not kidding.
                      Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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                      • Jarid in Cedar
                        CS Institutional Memory
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 13234

                        #12
                        Originally posted by nikuman View Post
                        Just learned that people in Price, UT suck. Not kidding.
                        You didn't need trip to a seminar to find that out. I would have told you the reasons why for free.

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                        • thesaint258
                          aka Benito Hazard
                          • Jan 2009
                          • 3005

                          #13
                          Originally posted by falafel View Post
                          Or 3) have a lawyer draft the contract for them. We had a huuuuuge case that could have been resolved for very little if the company had not tried to take an old contract and retrofit it to a new non-analogous situation. Instead it generated over $2M in legal fees for our firm.
                          Darn. That's terrible. I sometimes think lawyers are like mechanics--they look like they're fixing something, but really they're just breaking something else so you have to go back.
                          Not that, sickos.

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                          • falafel
                            loves to talk on things
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 37950

                            #14
                            Originally posted by thesaint258 View Post
                            Darn. That's terrible. I sometimes think lawyers are like mechanics--they look like they're fixing something, but really they're just breaking something else so you have to go back.
                            That's a horrible thing to say about mechanics.
                            Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                            Dig your own grave, and save!

                            "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                            "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                            • Moliere
                              One man.....one pie
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 27860

                              #15
                              Originally posted by nikuman View Post
                              1. Reading contracts before signing is a good idea.
                              2. Courts will read the contract to figure out what the contract means.
                              2a. This is true in Britain too.
                              3. Well explosions are bad.
                              4. America effing rules!

                              I feel guilty for getting CLE credit for this.
                              #3 is only bad if you are in industry, otherwise it's like printing money to a legal firm.
                              "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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