Is your husband gay?

[oxcoug]

I realize that for the majority if you had a husband he would, by definition, be gay, as would you. So the question is rhetorical ... for me anyway

But not for Christwire.

http://christwire.org/2010/08/is-my-husband-gay/

They're gonna help you out.

[pellegrino]

wth?

[RC Vikings]

Some of those warning signs made me laugh. Does he wear tight clothes and look at his butt, does he go to the gym but doesn't really participate in sports, does he flirt with other guys and the best one of them all does he have a interest in sodomy.

[Clark Addison]

I couldn't get it to open. Was one of the questions "Does he have sex with other men?", because for some rather famous "outed" Christians, that seems to be a warning sign that both the husband and wife missed.

[smokymountainrain]

Texting is another favorite trick used by adulterers. For the sake of trust, a married couple should share everything, including phone logs, email accounts, chat friends and website histories.

hmmmm...

[oxcoug]

hmmmm...

Hah didn't see that - priceless.

"For the sake of trust" couples should intrude on every corner of each other's lives.

[Donuthole]

That was a great read. Seriously funny stuff.

[HBCoug]

Hilarious article. Oh, and obvious satire.

[MartyFunkhouser]

"It’s quite common for young men to enjoy the science fiction end of popular culture, but when your husband becomes overly obsessed with romantic and feminine shows, that is cause for alarm. Gossip websites, Glee and The Golden Girls are three well-documented icons of the gay movement that genuine heterosexual men avoid."

I know we have several Glee fans on this site. Please stop watching that show for the sake of your genuine heterosexuality.

[YOhio]

hmmmm...

Catch-22. When the wife shares her website history with the husband and he sees that she's on to him, he'll stop the suspicious behavior.

[YOhio]

For these types, the shame of being “outed” is so great that they will go to extremes to hide their lustful activities, even tricking a woman to marry them to appear normal in society.

When did this start happening?

[YOhio]

Porn addiction is closely associated with homosexuality...

The church needs to drop this one next PH session and start gay baiting the porn fiends. "Brethren, we are to avoid pornography at all costs. If you don't, you're more than likely some kinda queer."

[creekster]

The church needs to drop this one next PH session and start gay baiting the porn fiends. "Brethren, we are to avoid pornography at all costs. If you don't, you're more than likely some kinda queer."

I recall reading something like this years ago by some feminist (Andrea Dworkin maybe?) who pointed out that the male member is the focus of all porn and suggesting that porn loving males are all homosexuals at base.

[YOhio]

That article has me rolling. Great find, oxcoug. I LOVE the sidebar articles as well, straight out of the Onion.

The Dirty Girl Trend: Is There Anything Less Attractive Than a Young, Promiscuous Coke Addict Who Doesn’t Bathe?

A Disturbing Look Inside the Mind of a Sex-Addicted Homosexual Hipster

Geeks vs. God: Best Buy Fights to Suppress Free Speech of Priest Who Called Himself the “God Squad”

[YOhio]

I recall reading something like this years ago by some feminist (Andrea Dworkin maybe?) who pointed out that the male member is the focus of all porn and suggesting that porn loving males are all homosexuals at base.

Not that I'm judging landpoke or Robin, but I always kind of suspected it.