Just so if I get killed in a car accident or something, it'll really freak out everyone that I know when they read in the newspaper that police found a crack pipe on me.
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Either they'll freak out or just think you're happy to see them."In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
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What if you get pulled over for speeding?Originally posted by SoCalCoug View Post"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill
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Same freak out, only less funny for Socal.Originally posted by il Padrino Ute View PostAin't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
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GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!Comment
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"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill
"I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear LeaderComment
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I'll claim it was planted and get Jesse Jackson to come hold a press conference claiming the police are racist against white suburban lawyers.If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.
"Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney." — Last words of George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000.
"Nothing is too good to be true, nothing is too good to last, nothing is too wonderful to happen." - Florence Scoville ShinnComment
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Make sure you have a crack whore's DNA on it too. Give them something fun to chase in case they want to dig deeper.Originally posted by SoCalCoug View PostComment
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Maybe you are available to give a sample of your DNA to complete the transaction?Originally posted by Indy Coug View PostComment
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