pinmon & Garfunkel (DDD's Song)

[wuapinmon]

And here's to you, Dr. wuapinmon
falawful loves you more than you will know (Whoa, whoa, whoa!)
God bless you please, Dr. Vandelay
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(DDD will come back someday, hey, hey, hey)

Hiding in his hiding place in Southern California
Persian neighbors with space in their recycling
It's a little secret, only David Blood is never there
Most of all, you've got to hide it from the Mac

Coo, coo, ca-choo, Dr. wuapinmon
_______ hates you more than you will know (woe, woe, woe)
God bless you please, Bishop Vandelay
The PAC-12 holds a place for those who pray
(b---y---u... maybe someday?)

Sitting in a church pew on a Sunday afternoon
iPhoning all the Foyer’s new debates
Laugh about them, comment on them
But, DDD’s gone vamoose.
Ev'ry way CUF looks at it, we lose

Where have you gone, Triplet Daddio
CUF Nation turns its lonely eyes to you (Woo, woo, woo)
What's that you say, Dr. wuapinmon
The Laughing Assassin's left and gone away
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

[il Padrino Ute]

[pellegrino]

you're meter seems to be off in a few spots. I'll see if I can't give some good suggestions this weekend. fun stuff.

[Babs]

you're meter seems to be off in a few spots.

a few?

wuapinmon, dear. I've heard Paul Simon. I know Paul Simon. Simon was a friend of mine. And you, sir, are no Paul Simon.

Plus you forgot to fill in Babs in the third stanza.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

Wow. You really are losing it, when you start posting pictures of yourself boiling a rabbit alive that might be the last straw.

[wuapinmon]

a few?

wuapinmon, dear. I've heard Paul Simon. I know Paul Simon. Simon was a friend of mine. And you, sir, are no Paul Simon.

Plus you forgot to fill in Babs in the third stanza.

I tried to use, "And here's to you Barbara Gor-hor-don" but I figured the Dude wouldn't abide.


Also, who cares about meter? Seriously, I was going more for content than meter. Free verse. wuapinmon is all in lowercase in honor of e.e. cummings.

[Babs]

I tried to use, "And here's to you Barbara Gor-hor-don" but I figured the Dude wouldn't abide.

That's okay. They'll be calling me Mrs. Robinson soon enough...

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

That's okay. They'll be calling me Mrs. Robinson soon enough...

Are you getting remarried?

[Art Vandelay]

God bless you please, Dr. Vandelay

God bless you please, Bishop Vandelay

Since Wuap obviously chose the best Mrs Robinson, sucks for you Babs, I want to know who my B(r)en(da) Braddock is. I'm ready to grab my scriptures (just in case) and head over.

[Babs]

I'm ready to grab my scriptures (just in case) and head over.

[wuapinmon]

you're meter seems to be off in a few spots. I'll see if I can't give some good suggestions this weekend. fun stuff.

I changed a couple of things.