Anyone want a dog?

[il Padrino Ute]

So, I make myself a life threatening sandwich that I call "the awesome sandwich". It's my variation of a BLT:

lettuce
tomato
as much bacon as possible
tons of Swiss cheese
mayo
toasted wheat bread

I set it on the table and turn my back just for an instant to grab a Coke from the fridge and what happens? The lab jumps up, grabs the sandwich in her mouth and bolts out the door.

Just like that, it was gone. My perfect creation eaten by the dog. Stupid bitch.

Sure, I could make another sandwich, but the last of the Swiss cheese was used for this one.

AAARRRGGGHH!!!

[Slim]

Sounds like you aren't feeding her enough. It's your fault, really.

[il Padrino Ute]

Sounds like you aren't feeding her enough. It's your fault, really.

Oh no. She gets plenty to eat. But you are correct that it's my fault in that I should have grabbed the Coke before I made the sandwich.

I'd take her to the high school and make her run laps if I didn't think she'd have fun.

[Slim]

I'd love to take her off your hands but the only dog my wife will let me have is a Shih Tzu. Allergies or some such nonsense.

[FN Phat]

I'd love to take her off your hands but the only dog my wife will let me have is a Shih Tzu. Allergies or some such nonsense.

Have you heard about people breeding Shih Tzus to Bulldogs?

[il Padrino Ute]

Have you heard about people breeding Shih Tzus to Bulldogs?

He'll be here all week folks!

[FN Phat]

He'll be here all week folks!

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[YOhio]

That is one of the main reasons I could never have an inside dog. The idea of an animal being near the kitchen sends shivers up my spine. I also hate dog hair.

[il Padrino Ute]

That is one of the main reasons I could never have an inside dog. The idea of an animal being near the kitchen sends shivers up my spine. I also hate dog hair.

Understood. I'd rather that she was outside, but this is the wife's dog and as the husband in this relationship, I really have no say about things of this matter.

Of course, we keep her well groomed and that really limits the shedding.

[YOhio]

Understood. I'd rather that she was outside, but this is the wife's dog and as the husband in this relationship, I really have no say about things of this matter.

Of course, we keep her well groomed and that really limits the shedding.

I'm sure you do. It's just a weird hangup of mine.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

That is one of the main reasons I could never have an inside dog. The idea of an animal being near the kitchen sends shivers up my spine. I also hate dog hair.

What about cat hair?

[YOhio]

What about cat hair?

Don't like it. I don't understand the appeal of a cat. I'm just not much of a pet person, though I make no judgments against those who are. Except for my co-workers who tell cat stories. At that point I do render unfair judgment against them.

[il Padrino Ute]

I'm sure you do. It's just a weird hangup of mine.

No worries. People are people. Supposedly.

[LA Ute]

Don't like it. I don't understand the appeal of a cat. I'm just not much of a pet person, though I make no judgments against those who are. Except for my co-workers who tell cat stories. At that point I do render unfair judgment against them.

I don't trust people who don't like dogs.

[Gidget]

Surfah doesn't like dogs.