It's 2:20pm here and I just caught a strong whiff of b.o.. The problem is, I'm the only one in the office right now. Not good. I don't know how this could have happened. I showered. I used Irish Spring. I put on plenty of deodorant. Well, 3 hours to go and no way to hide the stench. We do have some Febreze in the back bathroom.
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Originally posted by SteelBlue View Post
Wrong product,
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Ha! Hate it when that happens.
In our offices..we have to polar opposites.
Man #1 - total B.O (consistently, daily basis sort of thing). You can actually tell as soon as you enter his office!
Woman #1 - must douse herself with a cheap bottle of French perfume...she wouldn't have to bath for a month and no would be the wiser. Can also tell she is coming, or has been in the room for some time after she leaves.
O wonder if those 2 ever got together to reproduce, they actually might cancel each other out, and they would just "POOF!"...vanish in a dark cloud of smoke."Newton's First Law of Motion: ...things at rest tend to stay at rest. Things in motion, tend to stay in motion...."
Hmm... Good motivation for me to remain active I guess.Comment
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Did you use deodorant or antiperspirant/deodorant? Deodorant is useless without antiperspirant.Originally posted by SteelBlue View Post
Fabreze is worse than b.o."Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill
"I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear LeaderComment
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Just tell yourself, "I am on a horse."I'm your huckleberry.
"I love pulling the bone. Really though, what guy doesn't?" - CJFComment
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Boys are stinky. I'm surprised you just figured this out.What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
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This is the best thread all week.Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
God forgives many things for an act of mercyAlessandro Manzoni
Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.
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Not me. I get funky from exercise like anyone else, but I have never needed deodorant. I do use deodorant soap, but I would be fine without.Originally posted by marsupial View PostComment
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I protect against having BO out of fear of being caught in an elevator alone with a lady. I can't think of anything more embarassing.Comment
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The other day I picked some lint out of my belly button (the combination of garments and my manly hairy chest and belly create the perfect lint storm!). For some reason I decided to give it a smell and hoooo boy it was brutal. It smelled worse than leather sandals.Comment
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:-D What possessed you to "give it a smell"?? That is awesome!...made me literally laugh.Originally posted by YOhio View Post"Newton's First Law of Motion: ...things at rest tend to stay at rest. Things in motion, tend to stay in motion...."
Hmm... Good motivation for me to remain active I guess.Comment
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Oh my gosh. Next you will tell us you smell the dingleberries you pick.Originally posted by YOhio View PostComment
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:-D 71...you must be from Idaho. I've never heard anyone else ever use that word!Originally posted by byu71 View Post"Newton's First Law of Motion: ...things at rest tend to stay at rest. Things in motion, tend to stay in motion...."
Hmm... Good motivation for me to remain active I guess.Comment
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