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  • Isn't Mysogyny Sexy?

    Look Cute and Feel Great
    Women can't get enough of these new, fun and flirty aprons. Aprons have been a necessity in daily life for ages, and now women everywhere are redefining the look and feel of their home lives with our fun and sassy aprons. Take the monotony out of daily life by adding the exciting and sexy flare of a Flirty Apron!

    In case you don't know how to use the apron, it comes with instructions.



    http://www.flirtyaprons.com/sexy-aprons.html

  • #2
    Does anybody still wear these? Honestly do people still cook at home.

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    • #3
      ...
      Prepare the meal early and choose something that can be made ahead of time or that is impressive but low maintenance. Make a dish you know your spouse or date will love and that you will ace so that there is no chance of a flop.

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      • #4
        I'm thinking about picking one up for myself as well as the missus. The male aprons are "extremely hot" so I think it will make for interesting conversation at our next dinner party.
        Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
        God forgives many things for an act of mercy
        Alessandro Manzoni

        Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

        pelagius

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Babs View Post
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          Too easy.
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          "Outlined against a blue, gray
          October sky the Four Horsemen rode again"
          Grantland Rice, 1924

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          • #6
            I don't understand, why would my wife need an apron if she is does all her cookin' already barefoot and....

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            • #7
              Speaking of misogynism, I went ot the bank today at lunch. (no, that's not it it; be patient.) When I was done with my transaction, the teller, who was a woman, says "I notice you have a joint account weith your wife." I admitted it was true. She then hnads me a flier about a shopping rewards program at the bank and says "Here is something your wife might enjoy using; when she si shopping and purchases items over $250 with her debit card she will earn cash back so she can feel good about her purchases. This will make you happier too."

              I was dumbfounded.
              PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by creekster View Post
                Speaking of misogynism, I went ot the bank today at lunch. (no, that's not it it; be patient.) When I was done with my transaction, the teller, who was a woman, says "I notice you have a joint account weith your wife." I admitted it was true. She then hnads me a flier about a shopping rewards program at the bank and says "Here is something your wife might enjoy using; when she si shopping and purchases items over $250 with her debit card she will earn cash back so she can feel good about her purchases. This will make you happier too."

                I was dumbfounded.
                well that's what you get for subjecting your wife to a joint account, you anachronistic brute!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by creekster View Post
                  Speaking of misogynism, I went ot the bank today at lunch. (no, that's not it it; be patient.) When I was done with my transaction, the teller, who was a woman, says "I notice you have a joint account weith your wife." I admitted it was true. She then hnads me a flier about a shopping rewards program at the bank and says "Here is something your wife might enjoy using; when she si shopping and purchases items over $250 with her debit card she will earn cash back so she can feel good about her purchases. This will make you happier too."

                  I was dumbfounded.
                  I agree. I mean who lets their wife spend more than $250 without permission? Craziness I tell you craziness.

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                  • #10
                    My feminist wife loves hers. Are aprons supposed to be gender neutral?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by UtahDan View Post
                      My feminist wife loves hers. Are aprons supposed to be gender neutral?
                      They do have a section for men's aprons. Perhaps your feminist wife will order you a couple?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Babs View Post
                        They do have a section for men's aprons. Perhaps your feminist wife will order you a couple?
                        I'm more of a towel over the shoulder guy when I'm in the kitchen.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by UtahDan View Post
                          I'm more of a towel over the shoulder guy when I'm in the kitchen.
                          Me too! I have an apron, but I hardly ever remember to wear it. I always have a towel on my shoulder, though. I learned it from Emeril. Bam!
                          Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                          There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                          • #14
                            "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                            The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by UtahDan View Post
                              I'm more of a towel over the shoulder guy when I'm in the kitchen.
                              Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                              Me too! I have an apron, but I hardly ever remember to wear it. I always have a towel on my shoulder, though. I learned it from Emeril. Bam!
                              I got Flash one. Monogrammed and everything. He never really seemed to take the hint, though.

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