Isn't Mysogyny Sexy?

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Look Cute and Feel Great
Women can't get enough of these new, fun and flirty aprons. Aprons have been a necessity in daily life for ages, and now women everywhere are redefining the look and feel of their home lives with our fun and sassy aprons. Take the monotony out of daily life by adding the exciting and sexy flare of a Flirty Apron!

In case you don't know how to use the apron, it comes with instructions.



http://www.flirtyaprons.com/sexy-aprons.html

[RC Vikings]

Does anybody still wear these? Honestly do people still cook at home.

[Babs]

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Prepare the meal early and choose something that can be made ahead of time or that is impressive but low maintenance. Make a dish you know your spouse or date will love and that you will ace so that there is no chance of a flop.

[pellegrino]

I'm thinking about picking one up for myself as well as the missus. The male aprons are "extremely hot" so I think it will make for interesting conversation at our next dinner party.

[cowboy]

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Too easy.

[Art Vandelay]

I don't understand, why would my wife need an apron if she is does all her cookin' already barefoot and....

[creekster]

Speaking of misogynism, I went ot the bank today at lunch. (no, that's not it it; be patient.) When I was done with my transaction, the teller, who was a woman, says "I notice you have a joint account weith your wife." I admitted it was true. She then hnads me a flier about a shopping rewards program at the bank and says "Here is something your wife might enjoy using; when she si shopping and purchases items over $250 with her debit card she will earn cash back so she can feel good about her purchases. This will make you happier too."

I was dumbfounded.

[Babs]

Speaking of misogynism, I went ot the bank today at lunch. (no, that's not it it; be patient.) When I was done with my transaction, the teller, who was a woman, says "I notice you have a joint account weith your wife." I admitted it was true. She then hnads me a flier about a shopping rewards program at the bank and says "Here is something your wife might enjoy using; when she si shopping and purchases items over $250 with her debit card she will earn cash back so she can feel good about her purchases. This will make you happier too."

I was dumbfounded.

well that's what you get for subjecting your wife to a joint account, you anachronistic brute!

[Art Vandelay]

Speaking of misogynism, I went ot the bank today at lunch. (no, that's not it it; be patient.) When I was done with my transaction, the teller, who was a woman, says "I notice you have a joint account weith your wife." I admitted it was true. She then hnads me a flier about a shopping rewards program at the bank and says "Here is something your wife might enjoy using; when she si shopping and purchases items over $250 with her debit card she will earn cash back so she can feel good about her purchases. This will make you happier too."

I was dumbfounded.

I agree. I mean who lets their wife spend more than $250 without permission? Craziness I tell you craziness.

[UtahDan]

My feminist wife loves hers. Are aprons supposed to be gender neutral?

[Babs]

My feminist wife loves hers. Are aprons supposed to be gender neutral?

They do have a section for men's aprons. Perhaps your feminist wife will order you a couple?

[UtahDan]

They do have a section for men's aprons. Perhaps your feminist wife will order you a couple?

I'm more of a towel over the shoulder guy when I'm in the kitchen.

[Donuthole]

I'm more of a towel over the shoulder guy when I'm in the kitchen.

Me too! I have an apron, but I hardly ever remember to wear it. I always have a towel on my shoulder, though. I learned it from Emeril. Bam!

[wuapinmon]

[Babs]

I'm more of a towel over the shoulder guy when I'm in the kitchen.

Me too! I have an apron, but I hardly ever remember to wear it. I always have a towel on my shoulder, though. I learned it from Emeril. Bam!

I got Flash one. Monogrammed and everything. He never really seemed to take the hint, though.