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  • Tim
    Not Banned
    • Nov 2008
    • 4390

    #1

    Curry B.O.

    I have a new neighbor here at the office. He's the newest addition to our Oracle applications team. Nice guy. Terrible B.O of the Indian varietal. He's Indian. Is it wrong of me to secretly refer to this as "Curry B.O.?"

    I love India. I love Indians. Most of the people sitting around me are Indian. None of them have this type of B.O. One of the ladies on the other side of the building has really bad Curry B.O. When I pass her in the hallway I make sure to breathe deeply 10 paces before passing her, then hold it in until 10 paces after I pass her.
    Visca Catalunya Lliure
  • YOhio
    Hipster Mode
    • Nov 2008
    • 26165

    #2
    I don't think it's wrong to refer to it as such. I've also noticed a Soy BO among certain ethnic groups who consume large amounts of soy.

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    • TripletDaddy
      sweet triple
      • Nov 2008
      • 58186

      #3
      we have indian neighbors. they are always making us rad curry dishes.

      our kids love playing over there but when they come back, they stink. I am torn between giving them a Silkwood hazmat shower or dipping their little feet in lentils and vindaloo and washing them down with a nice cold mango lassi. delish!
      Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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      • The Wankster
        It's not a tumor......
        • Dec 2008
        • 204

        #4
        Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
        we have indian neighbors. they are always making us rad curry dishes.

        our kids love playing over there but when they come back, they stink. I am torn between giving them a Silkwood hazmat shower or dipping their little feet in lentils and vindaloo and washing them down with a nice cold mango lassi. delish!
        Maybe you could serve them up with some fava(sp?) beans and a nice chianti?
        Let's get on with the gettin' on....

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        • TripletDaddy
          sweet triple
          • Nov 2008
          • 58186

          #5
          Originally posted by The Wankster View Post
          Maybe you could serve them up with some fava(sp?) beans and a nice chianti?
          no. they haven't tried to test me yet.
          Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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          • Tim
            Not Banned
            • Nov 2008
            • 4390

            #6
            Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
            I am torn between giving them a Silkwood hazmat shower or dipping their little feet in lentils and vindaloo and washing them down with a nice cold mango lassi.
            I had to run away from my desk while covering my mouth to hide the laughter. You are a master, DDD!
            Visca Catalunya Lliure

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            • Indy Coug
              Heartless Bastard
              • Dec 2008
              • 18747

              #7
              There was this Indian guy that always sat next to me on the bus to work, who reaked of curry BO. The smell still haunts me to this day.
              Everything in life is an approximation.

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              • marsupial
                Mississippi Queen
                • Nov 2008
                • 3678

                #8
                I made curry the other night and I kept smelling it the next morning in spin class.
                What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
                -Teenage Dirtbag

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                • pellegrino
                  miserere me
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 12100

                  #9
                  Originally posted by The Wankster View Post
                  Maybe you could serve them up with some fava(sp?) beans and a nice chianti?
                  Chianti with curry? definitely not recommended.
                  Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                  God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                  Alessandro Manzoni

                  Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                  pelagius

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                  • byu71
                    Senior Member
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 22070

                    #10
                    For Indians is Curry like Chile? Perhaps you could eat a lot of Chile and then send him a message.

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                    • Slim
                      Straight Out the Trailer
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 1007

                      #11
                      I wonder what kind of BO I have. Probably cheeseburger BO.

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                      • YOhio
                        Hipster Mode
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 26165

                        #12
                        A few years ago I ate an Italian dish that was loaded with garlic. The next day I could smell my own garlic BO and it was disgusting. I had never had that happen before so I was naturally mortified. I skipped work and school and hung out at home until I was sure it had gone away.

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                        • RobinFinderson
                          Banned
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 10548

                          #13
                          Apparently I have Gak B.O., but I swear I never at the stuff.

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                          • Slim
                            Straight Out the Trailer
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 1007

                            #14
                            Originally posted by RobinFinderson View Post
                            Apparently I have Gak B.O., but I swear I never at the stuff.
                            Yeah I think you'd remember eating this:

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                            • Drunk Tank
                              Senior Member
                              • Apr 2009
                              • 2569

                              #15
                              Curry B.O.

                              Ahhh, this brings back memories of days tracting in Queens. You could definately tell when you were in an Indian dominate dbuilding because it reaked of curry. Good times...
                              "I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's a$$, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it". - Tommy Callahan III

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