When the [office elevator] doors closed, [partner] Robert Eicher pretended to be sad and depressed. He asked Allgood for a hug. When she complied, he pressed his genital area against Allgood’s left thigh. Allgood felt something hard pressing against her thigh and attempted to pull away from him. Eicher held Allgood tighter to prevent her from pulling away, and pressed his genital area against her thigh even harder. Allgood was horrified. She pushed him away and stepped back. In response, Eicher laughed and pulled a cucumber out of his pants pocket.
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I wonder what this little prank cost his firm and him personally. Couldn't have been cheap.
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Wait, so you're saying that he pulled it out? But in end, he got off anyway. Sounds like a happy ending.Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
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what an idiot, still, it's kind of funny.Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
God forgives many things for an act of mercyAlessandro Manzoni
Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.
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He's actually lucky he did get maced or cold cocked.Comment
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LOL! I need to remember that one.
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What, is ti April Fool's day or something?Originally posted by Babs View PostPLesa excuse the tpyos.Comment
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I don't get it.Comment
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You should try it. It seems you have great luck in elevators.Originally posted by byu71 View PostComment
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