No one would ever buy on of those...

[Art Vandelay]

I remember saying those exact words when I saw this abomination of a hat a couple years ago at the BYU bookstore. At least one person had bad enough taste, not to mention sense, to buy on of these and he showed up at my sons soccer game.

[DU Ute]

I want to pour beer all over that guy.

[Art Vandelay]

Stupid iPhone I misspelled one as on twice in the same post.

[Jarid in Cedar]

I want to pour beer all over that guy.

can you aim well enough to only hit one side? You are a well versed in the art of bear spray.

[Surfah]

[TripletDaddy]

I remember saying those exact words when I saw this abomination of a hat a couple years ago at the BYU bookstore. At least one person had bad enough taste, not to mention sense, to buy on of these and he showed up at my sons soccer game.

at what age do men start forgetting how to wear a ball cap? It looks ridiculous, like a beanie. Check out all that dead space at the very top, almost like his skull is coned. That lid looks like it should have a propeller on top, btw. What a bad idea. someone should tell him.

how come older dudes start resting the cap on their dome? this seems to be a universal requirement for old dudes. they also start buying mesh caps with wolves on them or from WT vacation locales such as "star valley" or "Lake Mead."

My guess is that all of this happens right around the time the guy decides to upgrade from the cloth temple slippers to the full-time lace-up white soles. It is time to start counting down the days once you upgrade to the temple shoes. I figure that when that time comes for me, I will just bang it all out in one day....buy some white lace-up shoes at Florsheim or Beehive Clothing, head over to the gas station to buy a mesh cap, then go back to my house to do some yardwork in a pair of tan dockers and some generic black, beige, or gray velcro tennis shoes from Costco or Wal Mart.

ps I like me a soccer ball that says "soccer" on it.

[Art Vandelay]

at what age do men start forgetting how to wear a ball cap? It looks ridiculous, like a beanie. Check out all that dead space at the very top, almost like his skull is coned. That lid looks like it should have a propeller on top, btw. What a bad idea. someone should tell him.

how come older dudes start resting the cap on their dome? this seems to be a universal requirement for old dudes. they also start buying mesh caps with wolves on them or from WT vacation locales such as "star valley" or "Lake Mead."

My guess is that all of this happens right around the time the guy decides to upgrade from the cloth temple slippers to the full-time lace-up white soles. It is time to start counting down the days once you upgrade to the temple shoes. I figure that when that time comes for me, I will just bang it all out in one day....buy some white lace-up shoes at Florsheim or Beehive Clothing, head over to the gas station to buy a mesh cap, then go back to my house to do some yardwork in a pair of tan dockers and some generic black, beige, or gray velcro tennis shoes from Costco or Wal Mart.

ps I like me a soccer ball that says "soccer" on it.

I don't imagine you as ball cap wearer. I had dated my wife for almost 2 months before her roommates ever saw me without a hat (as Cowboy and Landpoke well know, it is a requirement if you grew up in a town with a population < 10,000).

I need a ruling on white temple loafers, no laces. You and I are very close to the same age, so ponder your answer carefully.

[Jeff Lebowski]

at what age do men start forgetting how to wear a ball cap? It looks ridiculous, like a beanie. Check out all that dead space at the very top, almost like his skull is coned. That lid looks like it should have a propeller on top, btw. What a bad idea. someone should tell him.

how come older dudes start resting the cap on their dome? this seems to be a universal requirement for old dudes. they also start buying mesh caps with wolves on them or from WT vacation locales such as "star valley" or "Lake Mead."

My guess is that all of this happens right around the time the guy decides to upgrade from the cloth temple slippers to the full-time lace-up white soles. It is time to start counting down the days once you upgrade to the temple shoes. I figure that when that time comes for me, I will just bang it all out in one day....buy some white lace-up shoes at Florsheim or Beehive Clothing, head over to the gas station to buy a mesh cap, then go back to my house to do some yardwork in a pair of tan dockers and some generic black, beige, or gray velcro tennis shoes from Costco or Wal Mart.

ps I like me a soccer ball that says "soccer" on it.

Bravo.

[DU Ute]

can you aim well enough to only hit one side? You are a well versed in the art of bear spray.

This is a job for the beer ninja!!!!

[All-American]

at what age do men start forgetting how to wear a ball cap? It looks ridiculous, like a beanie. Check out all that dead space at the very top, almost like his skull is coned. That lid looks like it should have a propeller on top, btw. What a bad idea. someone should tell him.

how come older dudes start resting the cap on their dome? this seems to be a universal requirement for old dudes. they also start buying mesh caps with wolves on them or from WT vacation locales such as "star valley" or "Lake Mead."

My guess is that all of this happens right around the time the guy decides to upgrade from the cloth temple slippers to the full-time lace-up white soles. It is time to start counting down the days once you upgrade to the temple shoes. I figure that when that time comes for me, I will just bang it all out in one day....buy some white lace-up shoes at Florsheim or Beehive Clothing, head over to the gas station to buy a mesh cap, then go back to my house to do some yardwork in a pair of tan dockers and some generic black, beige, or gray velcro tennis shoes from Costco or Wal Mart.

ps I like me a soccer ball that says "soccer" on it.

Clap, clap, clap.

[Green Lantern]

I received that same hat as a gag gift from my dad after graduating from the MBA program at BYU (I had done my undergrad at the U, like the rest of my family.) I now wear the hat around my dad at all times just to bug him.

[il Padrino Ute]

I received that same hat as a gag gift from my dad after graduating from the MBA program at BYU (I had done my undergrad at the U, like the rest of my family.) I now wear the hat around my dad at all times just to bug him.

I'm sorry to hear that your undergrad education was so poor that the only graduate school you could get into was the BYU.

[beefytee]

at what age do men start forgetting how to wear a ball cap? It looks ridiculous, like a beanie. Check out all that dead space at the very top, almost like his skull is coned. That lid looks like it should have a propeller on top, btw. What a bad idea. someone should tell him.

how come older dudes start resting the cap on their dome? this seems to be a universal requirement for old dudes. they also start buying mesh caps with wolves on them or from WT vacation locales such as "star valley" or "Lake Mead."

My guess is it is about the time they start losing their hair really fast. They probably don't want to cause any further damage.

[Green Lantern]

I'm sorry to hear that your undergrad education was so poor that the only graduate school you could get into was the BYU.

Sorry, it's early. Is this a dis on the U or BYU?

[RobinFinderson]

I want to pour beer all over that guy.

Exactly. I want to pour beer all over him and tell him not to be such a lame fetching fetcher.