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  • Brian
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 2164

    #1

    Outhouse

    Who has one?

    If I'm in the garage working on something, I'll often take a tinkle in the bushes outside of the garage rather than the hassle of going inside. No neighbors could likely see, so the tinkleability factor is quite favorable.
    I intend to live forever.
    So far, so good.
    --Steven Wright
  • UtahDan
    *
    • Nov 2008
    • 14496

    #2
    Originally posted by Brian View Post
    Who has one?

    If I'm in the garage working on something, I'll often take a tinkle in the bushes outside of the garage rather than the hassle of going inside. No neighbors could likely see, so the tinkleability factor is quite favorable.
    Robin has several sinks.

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    • Brian
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2008
      • 2164

      #3
      Originally posted by UtahDan View Post
      Robin has several sinks.
      i've heard adam carolla tell his peeing in the sink stories a couple dozen times, and they never get stale.
      I intend to live forever.
      So far, so good.
      --Steven Wright

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      • UtahDan
        *
        • Nov 2008
        • 14496

        #4
        I have several places along my running routes that are potential outhouses. I haven't used them much, and they are definitely better at night.

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        • Brian
          Senior Member
          • Nov 2008
          • 2164

          #5
          Originally posted by UtahDan View Post
          I have several places along my running routes that are potential outhouses. I haven't used them much, and they are definitely better at night.
          Well, if you run past my house, I can recommend the bushes near the garage door.
          I intend to live forever.
          So far, so good.
          --Steven Wright

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          • landpoke
            Never once baby snatched
            • Nov 2008
            • 4183

            #6
            One summer in Laramie the owners of the house where I lived decided they needed to repair the sewer line. The water was off for most of the summer and I'd have to take my morning constitutional in the back yard. I did the heavier lifting at the student rec center.

            Those were the best days of my life.
            There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.

            Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.

            Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
            Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
            …
            Tomorrow is Saturday
            And Sunday comes afterwards

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            • wuapinmon
              Soul Plumber
              • Dec 2008
              • 30711

              #7
              Among the joys of peeing, I rank dousing a recently-agitated fire ant mound with a stream of human fury as the single-most satisfying way to excrete urine from my body.
              "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
              The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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              • creekster
                It is NOT a monkey!
                • Nov 2008
                • 22661

                #8
                ONe of my best friends always says that the best thing about being a man is that the world is your urinal.
                PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                • old_gregg
                  scaly man fish
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 16915

                  #9
                  peeing i can do, but i am completely neurotic about dropping dumpage. has to be at my house (davis county or provo), or hotel room, etc. i can count the times i've crapped in a public toilet in the last five years on one hand. if i'm not in one of those places, i am not capable of getting anything done, no matter the urgency. disaster can result.
                  Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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                  • creekster
                    It is NOT a monkey!
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 22661

                    #10
                    Originally posted by camleish View Post
                    peeing i can do, but i am completely neurotic about dropping dumpage. has to be at my house (davis county or provo), or hotel room, etc. i can count the times i've crapped in a public toilet in the last five years on one hand. if i'm not in one of those places, i am not capable of getting anything done, no matter the urgency. disaster can result.
                    After due consideration I have concluded this is entirely TMI about you.


                    IMO.
                    PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                    • wuapinmon
                      Soul Plumber
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 30711

                      #11
                      Originally posted by camleish View Post
                      peeing i can do, but i am completely neurotic about dropping dumpage. has to be at my house (davis county or provo), or hotel room, etc. i can count the times i've crapped in a public toilet in the last five years on one hand. if i'm not in one of those places, i am not capable of getting anything done, no matter the urgency. disaster can result.
                      Wait, you shat yourself rather than pooping in a public toilet?
                      "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                      The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                      • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                        Time to camp
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 26082

                        #12
                        My 5 year old views our whole backyard as an outhouse. ldc gets upset at him, I say it is one of the joys of being a boy.
                        Get confident, stupid
                        -landpoke

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                        • old_gregg
                          scaly man fish
                          • Nov 2009
                          • 16915

                          #13
                          Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                          Wait, you shat yourself rather than pooping in a public toilet?
                          yes
                          Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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                          • hostile
                            lollygagger
                            • Dec 2009
                            • 5736

                            #14
                            Originally posted by camleish View Post
                            yes
                            Now that's too much information.
                            "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

                            "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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                            • YOhio
                              Hipster Mode
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 26165

                              #15
                              DLTBGYD, camleish. I'd like to hear more.

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