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Do you even exfoliate, bro?!
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Oh, the geniuses of West Las Vegas.
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lol ^ that one or some version of it has been circulating for a while. This is my favorite:
http://www.scarymommy.com/kayla-eby-...husband-prank/"I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"Comment
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Haha. No way is that real.Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View PostOh, the geniuses of West Las Vegas.
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
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I’m typically very suspicious of these as well, but it was posted by someone in the adjacent neighborhood and the responses were not kind. (I got reported as “unneighborly” for making a comment about anvils.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
Here is her explanation:
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It's your decision as to when you want to stop getting trolled, and nobody is going to take that away from you, Dwight.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
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Oceanside is a city that does not have coyotes, eh?
"I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"Comment
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Blink, Blink, Blink, What?
LOL. They’re in that white part, too.Originally posted by Commando View PostOceanside is a city that does not have coyotes, eh?
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I think it just means that the S.E. states are not part of the United States, which I think is correct.Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View PostAin't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
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GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!Comment
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"Yeah, but never trust a Ph.D who has an MBA as well. The PhD symbolizes intelligence and discipline. The MBA symbolizes lust for power." -- Katy LiedComment
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That was funny.Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post"Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.Comment
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She found a dating app on her boyfriend’s phone. Then she bought a samurai sword.
Lovell woke to his girlfriend of two years attacking him with a sword, police say. Survival instincts — mainly martial arts training and all the Kung Fu films he had watched — clicked in.
“I was able to wing chun my way to survival,” he told the Oregonian/OregonLive in an interview this week over Facebook messenger, referring to a Chinese martial art.
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“I was just so proud for beating this samurai wannabe crazy lady with hate in her heart,” the 29-year-old told The Oregonian/OregonLive. “I’ve been preparing my whole life for something like this.”
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Alex Lovell — known as “Biggie” in his local gamer scene — is an avid player of “PlayerUnknown’s Battleground,” a multiplayer online fighting game. As he told The Oregonian/OregonLive, Lovell has been recently logging 12 to 13 hours a day playing the game. The regimen also required “exercises for his hands, wrists and shoulders and also practicing mouse moves and techniques to maximize performance,” the paper reported.
“I wasn’t a sweaty nerd, more of an Ethlete,” Lovell told the Oregonian/OregonLive.Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!
For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.
Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."
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This guy is priceless.Originally posted by myboynoah View Post
“I didn’t see it coming, but it makes sense that it happened. She obviously didn’t want anyone else to have me, so — samurai sword.”
“The feeling I had when I won the fight with my bare hands is just absolutely the best feeling,” Lovell boasted this week from the hospital. “I’ve played all the sports, won big games, landed some decent tricks on my snowboard. This was better.”Comment
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hilariousOriginally posted by myboynoah View PostTe Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.Comment
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