what shall I do?

[SeattleUte]

I just dropped my book in a urinal on the Bainbridge Island ferry. I snatched it quick as Kruger grabbed that fumble against BYU. Only a corner got wet. It's expensive and I had to get it on Amazon. I soped up a paper towel *nd scrubbed that cornewr. Should be okay?

[landpoke]

I just dropped my book in a urinal on the Bainbridge Island ferry. I snatched it quick as Kruger grabbed that fumble against BYU. Only a corner got wet. It's expensive and I had to get it on Amazon. I soped up a paper towel *nd scrubbed that cornewr. Should be okay?

Urine is sterile so you should be fine.

[TripletDaddy]

Gross. Wtf were you doing with a book at a urinal? Do you read while you stand at a urinal?

This is seriously giving me the heebs. I hate even going into public restrooms. Here you are spelunking into urinals so you can pull out something to read.

[YOhio]

That sucks, but pretty hilarious. What was the book?

[landpoke]

Gross. Wtf were you doing with a book at a urinal? Do you read while you stand at a urinal?

This is seriously giving me the heebs. I hate even going into public restrooms. Here you are spelunking into urinals so you can pull out something to read.

I dropped my wallet into a full toilet once. It was a longer wallet, as long as a checkbook. I had it in my back pocket as I was "making" and when I stood to pull my pants up the wallet caught on the edge of the toilet and flipped into the bowl. I fished it out, rinsed it off and used it for a couple more years.

[SoonerCoug]

My dad dropped his favorite poetry book in the toilet and proceeded to read from the book during family home evening for the next twenty years.

[Tim]

It was a longer wallet, as long as a checkbook.

(cue Nelson Muntz) HAHA! You had a ladies wallet!

[Teenage Dirtbag]

That book is flagged.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

Gross. Wtf were you doing with a book at a urinal? Do you read while you stand at a urinal?

This is seriously giving me the heebs. I hate even going into public restrooms. Here you are spelunking into urinals so you can pull out something to read.

I have a urinal in the master bathroom here at 1 HFN plaza and I agree, the only acceptable reading at the urinal is if the sports page is tacked up to the wall above it.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

Point of order question, does this post belong in The Book Club?

[creekster]

Gross. Wtf were you doing with a book at a urinal? Do you read while you stand at a urinal?

This is seriously giving me the heebs. I hate even going into public restrooms. Here you are spelunking into urinals so you can pull out something to read.

Be careful Triplet, I'll bet his hands smell bad, too.

[SeattleUte]

That sucks, but pretty hilarious. What was the book?

This is the book. I'm not making this up.

http://www.amazon.com/There-Somethin.../dp/0465004997

Okay it's not that expensive but I can't buy it at the corner bookstore and don't want to wait for a new one. I don't want to buy another one. So I rehabed it.

[RobinFinderson]

As Landpoke points out, urine is sterile. You can gargle with it. I would imagine that anyone with your renowned *ahem* proclivities would know that. Or is this whole post a shoddy attempt to amend your reputation?

[RobinFinderson]

And also, dude, you are reading the equivalent of a philosophy 101 textbook. 23 questions from 23 philosophers? Do you have a poster of Nietzsche hanging in your bedroom too?

[SeattleUte]

And also, dude, you are reading the equivalent of a philosophy 101 textbook. 23 questions from 23 philosophers? Do you have a poster of Nietzsche hanging in your bedroom too?

This is not like a philosphy 101 textbook. It's written by the purported foremost historian of western philosophy in the world, at least according to the New York Review of books article I read on it. Regardless, I am not an expert in philosophy, and neither are you, I'm sure.